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The Snorky Propaganda machine designed to m ke ED LESS desirable to move to and reduce house prices



1) The terrible street violence

2) The proximity to that terrible peckham place and its unemployed populace

3) The drugs use - indeed, there was a call for a needle exchange lately - just shows how bad it actually is

4) The amount of betting shops - always full of footpads an ne-er do wells

???? Wrote:

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> You can't park without a ?400 permit


That'll be cars, then.

Motorcycles park for free.


East Dulwich is crap because it's basically one road with lots of small shops. And that's all.

I love Dulwich, IT IS THE CENTRE OF THE UNIVERSE as far as I am concerned, the only place to live in London.


I love Nero's, Moo Too, Dr Boo, Hope & Greenwood, Black Cherry, Mrs Robinson, William Rose, Moxons and ... White Stuff! There are so many other reasons too, there is a lovely park just a hop and a skip off Lordship Lane, nice places to eat and drink, good hairdressers, the super dry cleaners/cobblers next to the post office, even my munchkins love it. I can even have the inside of my car cleaned of Ribena and melted chocolate. I find everyone really friendly.


All that is missing is a branch of Sephora and then it would be simply perfect!

Alan Dale Wrote:

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> Wow! This thread is the next step in the

> demographic transition.

>

> ED is now so firmly established as a middle class

> enclave that the locals feel they can comfortably

> disparage it without denting it's reputation.

>

> It's like the classic interview question- 'what

> are your main weaknesses?' Reply - 'if anything

> I'm too conscientious'.

>

> The worst answer being that you don't have any.

>

> But what if you genuinely don't believe you have

> any weaknesses? I suppose you moan about kids,

> buggies, Iceland, parking permits, Peckham,

> Snorky....



In reality, I dont oddly enough.




Oh yes, I forgot - its got a fruit machine arcade that attracts IV drugs users and itinternant types


and pair of undertakers that are doing very well cos the the gang violence between the local bludz and the brockley boyz



ED is in freefalll...

falcao Wrote:

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> Hedanizm.


Following the slating this place has had in the Wanted section, I have booked to get my hair cut there later today. I've always been happy enough with it, but seem to be a small minority, so going to go and make a judgement later...

Nothing wrong with the place, just the snotty, self-satisfied people that populate it now. The thrusting, preening, "Oh my God, look at us, we've arrived!" types, who pay over-the-top prices for very average, working class Victorian terraces stuck in a ditch in South London.

The beer is flowing like piss

The piss is flowing down the drain

A goodnight kiss comes on the end of a fist

The evening ends in a stain


On Lordship Lane


A man kicks his wife in the kidneys

Nobody's feeling any pain

Stacked up alongside the others

Throwing up beer in the rain


On Lordship Lane


On Lordship Lane everything ends in tears and pain

Misery and shame


Lordship Lane


Throw a brick at the street light

Kick the baby in the head

Smash up the cat with a baseball bat

Everything winds up dead


On Lordship Lane


On Lordship Lane everything ends in tears and pain

Misery and shame


Lordship Lane


(With apologies to Wreckless Eric)

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