Petty Annoyances

[Keef]

Janet Street fecking Porter!

[Jah Lush]

Kerry fecking Katona!!!!

[Brendan]

People.

...feckers.

[giggirl]

forumites

fekkers!

[ed_pete]

Blokes who shave their hair off and then grow beards ,let's face, it just looks stupid.

And, fat blokes who grow beards in an attempt to hide their fat faces.

And, any bloke with a pony tail, especially balding ones.

[The Goose]

people bragging about their "run ins with the law " for instance I overheard a converstion the other day , well it was'nt really a conversation . it was more like this bloke was bragging to anyone within earshot .

" Iv'e been had up for attempted murder enough times " ..... he said it with the kind of casual attitude ,as if he had been talking about forgetting to take his library books back .

knobber .

[KalamityKel]

people and bags... those huge "handbags" or briefcases that the owner feels needs to be kept really close with them at all times - having no spacial awareness when getting on a bus/train/tube or even indeed walking down the street and bashing into everyone/everything and dont even bother to apologise!

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Update: father has torn a ligament kick-starting the moped. Doctor has forbidden him to ride it again. Result.

[david_carnell]

Tell him to stick it to the man PGC!

Live to ride & ride to live!

[TillieTrotter]

When you're all ready for a cracking night out and something comes up and thwarts you at the last knockings:(

[indiepanda]

Amen to that Tillie. I was meant to be seeing the Charlatans at the Astoria last night. Fell downstairs and ended up bruised all over and with stitches in my knee on Friday so not up to bouncing about at a lively gig.

[????]

the fact that TFL use the word "Alight" for "get off"...I'm always thinking to myself "ooh I must alight at the next stop"

[Keef]

TillieTrotter Wrote:

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> When you're all ready for a cracking night out and

> something comes up and thwarts you at the last

> knockings:(

When you're looking forward to seeing a mate for a cracking night out, and something comes along and thwarts her at the last minute.

[dukesdenver]

People who can't get through the working day without speaking to their other half at least four times. I mean, you saw each other in the morning and you'll see each other again in the evening, right? And I really don't care what you had for lunch, what you are having for dinner, what train you are getting etc etc...

[KalamityKel]

People who over hears the conversations as mentioned above and then complain about it... you don't have to listen ya know!

If it really bugs you that much just make the occasional comment as they're speaking, joining in... they'll soon learn not to do it in your presence ;-)

[TillieTrotter]

Thanks for the empathy Keef.

[Brendan]

Hangovers. WTF!

[Keef]

Recorded apologies at train stations. "we are sorry to announce blah blah blah". Yeah I'm sure you're losing a sh!t load of sleep over it!

[Cassius]

People standing outside my house making really loud mobile phone calls - I really don't want to know all about your private life............

[mockney piers]

The recorded voice girl on the Bus, not only is she bizarrely enthusiastic about Penge on the 176, but she insists on calling the destination clarpum on the 45.

[Keef]

You leave her alone! She wakes me up and tells me I'm home at 3am in the morning. This saves horrific return journey from Penge station!

[TillieTrotter]

Lol. I can just imagine that Keef!

[mockney piers]

I just wish she wasn't so damn chirpy (and could pronounce places properly).

She should say, "You're at Dog Kennel Hill, now FUCK OFF home you arse", that would suit me down to the ground.

[Keef]

Maybe she's just trying to dispel some of the negativity aimed at Penge! :-S

[Brendan]

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