Feral giant rabbit seen on Friern Road

[david_carnell]

Yes, I know it was a monkey in Hartlepool. For spying for the French during the Napoleonic Wars.

Then it was H'Angus the Monkey who became Mayor on the promise of free bananas to school children (which never happened btw).

But I though we could go one better with a rabbit. Spying for the North Koreans! Is there an East Dulwich version of the Stasi we could call on?

[giggirl]

Wasn't it the Goodies that had the giant bunny? Or was theirs a kitten?

GOODIES - Goodie Goodie Yum Yum

[SCSB79]

I walked down Friern road last night with a bag of carrots in hand hoping to attract the blighter. No luck.

[Keef]

ianr Wrote:

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> It's the "chasing" that bothers me. How long does

> it take to chase an old lady?

I think it was an old lady dragon.

[zephyr]

giggirl Wrote:

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> Wasn't it the Goodies that had the giant bunny?

> Or was theirs a kitten?

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> GOODIES - Goodie Goodie Yum Yum

It was a kitten

[okcomputa]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Quhj6PEboCU

[Leaving for Exeter]

I'm not saying it's linked, but there's a huge dead rat in the carpark of our flats. Maybe the rabbit was warming up on it before moving onto attacking old ladies. Let's hope it finds it's way to Foxtons...

[Bryan Cocksedge]

As if things couldn't get any worse, a fox has stolen my shoe.

[Asset]

next-door neighbour's cat steals my socks from the laundry basket. Maybe they're getting together.

[will dex]

okcomputa - thats just wierd.

[The Goose]

Moos Wrote:

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> Exactly how giant are we talking here?

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Bigger than a house Iv'e heard ... I saw it

Iv'e seen its ear poking up above the rooftops on North cross road , and a deafening chomping sound . perhaps thats why SMBS had sold out organic carrots

[Bryan Cocksedge]

I saw a giant rabbit

On the corner of Friern Road

I tried my best to grab it

But it hopped off as I strode

Towards the enormous fluffy thing

With arms outstreched I seethed

It hurdled the fence with an incredible spring

I followed it and heaved

My bulk into Maureen's garden

And ripped my shirt in the chase

I saw Maureen at the window and said "I beg your pardon

Is there a giant rabbit in this place?"

"How dare you trespass" Maureen said to me

"There's no giant rabbit here".

"Sorry" I said and went home for my tea

With hanky I wiped a tear

For I love that damned bunny

And I haven't caught it yet

I'd gladly relinquish all my money

For it to me my pet

[TillieTrotter]

(tu)

[shoshntosh]

Bryan Cocksedge Wrote:

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> As if things couldn't get any worse, a fox has

> stolen my shoe.

Slightly off topic but I was recently on the 176 bus and someone stole my shoe (which I -- distracted by reading --

had let slip off my foot).

So I had to walk home from Lordship Lane with one shoe.

Who -- other than, obviously, a fox -- would want one shoe?

[SimonM]

A one-legged man fallen on hard times???

[The Goose]

Iv'e seen it recently going through the bins at the back of Somerfield

[The Goose]

I did you know .... I can tell you lot don't believe me