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I just witnessed a man in his car picking his nose and heard another man nearby squeeze out a sneaky fart.


Do you think I should report them to the safer neighbourhood team to keep an eye out?


I'm feeling pretty shaken up by the outrageous behaviour of these two individuals, the incidents coming so close together and all.

After a period of illness which kept me housebound for a week or so imagine my surprise when my trip to Lordship lane this lunchtime was completely devoid of any evidence of moral or social decline.

Where were the drunken cock swingers? hordes of rats? cars without wing mirrors ? feral cats with eyes hanging out ?hooded youths knocking on doors ? jars of toxic orange liquid filling the streets etc etc etc. I wonder if any other readers have been fooled by the thin veneer of normality that cloaks this moribund cesspool of humanity ?


Just a thought.

PokerTime Wrote:

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> I'm all for a bit of good humoured parody but am I

> the only one who thinks this one is in poor taste?


Yes, especially coming from a female solicitor.

Mustard Wrote:

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> PokerTime Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > I'm all for a bit of good humoured parody but am

> I

> > the only one who thinks this one is in poor

> taste?

>

> Yes, especially coming from a female solicitor.




So it would be ok if I was a male road-sweeper?


Sexism, classism & prudery in 7 words. Must be some sort of record.

LadyDeliah Wrote:

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> I just witnessed a man in his car picking his nose

> and heard another man nearby squeeze out a sneaky

> fart.

>

> Do you think I should report them to the safer

> neighbourhood team to keep an eye out?

>

> I'm feeling pretty shaken up by the outrageous

> behaviour of these two individuals, the incidents

> coming so close together and all.


I hope you took a photo of both incidents.

rahrahrah Wrote:

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> People think it's OK for a man to front up to a

> woman in the street and wave his dick at them

> apparently. Personally, I think that is totally

> unacceptable.



the image evoked is funny not threatening esp with the suit and all

Posted here first then realised should have been against the one in General ED, where I put it after, so I'm deleting it from here. As for farting and picking of noses don't mind my own, but not keen on other peoples, and must confess have done both in public.

Barney your opinion is unlikeky to change my choice of transportation and people, come on, this is not the pissing thread. Good first post though MrsMc :-)


We have nose-picking and farting to discuss. These are far more serious social ills than urinating in public.

go discuss it in the lounge LadyD! Shame on you *sighs*


Welcome to the forum MMC! I do hope the silly actions of those on this one thread hasn't put you off of the rest of the forum... sadly you get melons like those above everywhere!

When I was a small puppy, we used to see this sort of behaviour all the time (disputes rather than antisocial behaviour) and the solution was to gather round in a circle and shout "fight fight fight"


Where's teacher when you need one?

Agree with rahrahrah and PokerTime on this.


LadyDelilah, it is fair enough that you disagree with the point being made about urination in public, but to then go on to ridicule someone's legitimate feelings about their experience (because this clearly is a parody of that thread) is not pleasant.

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