Pramzillas

[Caron]

I'm fed up with them.

Why can't they go into single file when they see an oncoming pedestrian? And why do they have to force their way into shops with little aisle space? I don't mind prams per se, just a little courtesy to non-pram-pushers wouldn't go amiss.

[HonaloochieB]

Caron Wrote:

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> I'm fed up with them.

>

> Why can't they go into single file when they see

> an oncoming pedestrian? And why do they have to

> force their way into shops with little aisle

> space? I don't mind prams per se, just a little

> courtesy to non-pram-pushers wouldn't go amiss.

Because they're a shower of utter bastards, Caron.

They have no organisation about them when it comes to oncoming pedestrians, and I've lost count of the number of times I've had to climb onto the top shelf of a narrow aisled shop in order to avoid getting an 'ankling'.

As for 'Percy', I'm not sure about prams, but I'm a great admirer of the Led Zeppelin singer, and I'm sure you like me, wish him all the best.

[paragon]

Barack Obama will change all this. Just you wait.

[HonaloochieB]

Or Barack O'Prama, as we now call him.

Mike Giggler via e-mail.

[HonaloochieB]

Or Barack Obama, king of the bastarding world. Never mind yer prams. By the way.

[giggirl]

When do they get time to push prams? They've got no time on their hands for pram pushing. They're far too busy lounging in coffee shops to push prams.

[mightyroar]

O Caron.

Are you actually Caron Keating? didnt she spell it like that?

or perhaps Caron trolling?

Barack O'Prama. The black irish pramzilla. Nary a bit of consideration about him.

[*Bob*]

Bugobama

[Brendan]

Perhaps they're all bus drivers on maternity leave.

[ratty]

pedestrians deserve all they get ffs!

[Asset]

and while we're at it what about those inconsiderate people in wheelchairs taking up the pavements and pushing their way round shops. sheesh they should get out and walk.

[capt_birdseye]

and a bullet to the back of the head of all slow-walkers please.

[microbite]

Hahaha! Good name for a thread Caron

[????]

What sort of ground bait are you using? And is that a 3lb or 5lb line?

[Asset]

It's a sad state to be in if standing to one side for a couple of prams for a few seconds is a huge burden. IMHO obviously.

I like a maggot or two.

[AcedOut]

Can we please have a National parm-free day? At least one a week!

[TillieTrotter]

Why don't you offer to carry a baby around for the day AO. ;-)

[AcedOut]

I've nothing against them being carried!

[Asset]

good, you won't mind volunteering to carry someone's 2.5 yr old and the shopping to help make pram free day a reality

[AcedOut]

There's no tax on the single prams, you're fine there! ;)

[Annasfield]

I think that the OP was just suggesting that certain pram pushers could be a little more considerate. I certainly didn't read it as a "get all mothers and babies out of Dulwich" thread.

[Asset]

well fair enough but that's like saying 'people in general could be a little more considerate'. Some are some aren't. Some car drivers are inconsiderate bastards but I'm not putting a thread on here every day moaning about it.

[AcedOut]

It's more like saying a mini driver has a considerate little car, whereas a Range Rover driver is inconsiderate by taking up half the road. It's the same with prams. There are small contraptions that don't seem to get in the way and the huge 4x4 people carriers! That's what gets my back up - not the babies or the mothers, just the over-sized contraptions with the big off-road wheels! Why are those needed in London!?

[Michael Palaeologus]

Old Percy could do with a Pram though. I have seen him in the Spa Supey in the Midlands village that he lives in, trying to buy some booze and shepherd his then small son ... badly. Rock God - yes, Child-minder - not really.

[CamberwellOz]

I think we should have a pramzilla-off. I'd so win.

I'm the nastiest pram weilding mother around.

(Can also be booked to blow down houses)