All I want for Christmas

[AnotherPaul]

Is a lovely, topical collectors plate

[Keef]

Superb!

[Kells]

Is the Christmas music to stop!

Santa baby slip a sable under the tree for me......

[chuff]

Is to avoid the vomitty bug that chav has

[dulwichmum]

Superb! OHMYGOD, I almost inhaled my own vomit!

[ruffers]

Is a Dukla Prague away kit

[HonaloochieB]

Is a Beatle. Dora Bryan, you crazy bitch.

[Annasfield]

Is for it not to be Christmas.

[????]

Is 9 points from Villa, Pompey and Stoke

[mockney piers]

Bah, ruffers got in there first!!!

[Keef]

Annasfield Wrote:

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> Is for it not to be Christmas.

You Grinch!

[Jah Lush]

is my own front teeth.

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

Is a rich old uncle I never knew about to leave me a fortune in his will.

[mockney piers]

I thought all ownership was theft though?

;-P ahppy christmas.

[Rolo Tomasi]

Is to get rid of this stinking cold:'(

[LuvPeckham]

is for the bl@@dy Jehovahs Witness to stop calling

[Strawbs]

is not to get made redundant!! Oh and a list of CDs as long as my arm that I never seem to buy myself but always lust after..

[david_carnell]

...is tweed.

[Strawbs]

david_carnell Wrote:

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> ...is tweed.

dude - dont do it!

[david_carnell]

Too late toots. I'm now merely adding to the collection :))

[Brendan]

Don?t they eat the stuff in Surrey?

[dukesdenver]

david_carnell Wrote:

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> ...is tweed.

Tweed? Really?

Not Tramp?

Or Charlie?

[Keef]

Is to feel human for the first time in what seems like a long time! Oh, and some socks.

[david_carnell]

dukesdenver Wrote:

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> david_carnell Wrote:

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> > ...is tweed.

>

> Tweed? Really?

>

> Not Tramp?

>

> Or Charlie?

Genius. Although even I might draw the line at wearing "Tweed - the scent". Weird.

[Moos]

Not even in the 'older style packaging', D_C? I thought that would be right up your young fogey street.

What I Want

- some chuffing rest

- ridiculously extravagant diamond earrings that are so lovely and sparkly that I haven't the heart to insist on their being taken back

- a promotion and a payrise

What I'll Get

- lots of stress

- A house plant

- to stay in my job - if I'm very lucky....