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I've often wondered why some things never get a mention on this forum, I understand that sometimes topics on the news etc. can sometimes be controversial, or some topics doing the rounds don't get mentioned because some are too worried about appearing less than intelligent for mentioning them, or it could just be that some topics are just so boring they illicit neither comment nor response (as I am sure this one will)- So heregoes putting my tuppenceworth in, sorry its lunchtime, I'm bored and its too cold to go out, please feel free to add any fantasy threads or funny ones:-


1. Celeb Big Bro - Terry to Win?

2. Pointless thread posters - what to do with them?

3.

Sometimes I don't want to say what I really feel because I may meet those I may inadvertently offend at a future date. Certainly I have received very personal offensive PMs from people who happened to disagree with my point of view and I would want to thump them if I met them!


Sometimes I say exactly what I think and worry not what people say, reasoning that I'll never meet them.


I'd start a thread saying:

"What would you want to say if you really really were face to face with GBrown/B Obama / Kim Humphreys (Head of Southwark Housing who is a tory spindoctor) etc etc but then I think, what would be the point? We won't meet them and they don't read this forum DO YOU KIM you pointless nasty career-politician you! I did start the thread that went something like "What would you do if you were the big boss of Southwark Council which got several pages to my surprise.


I'm bored by my own response, now.

On the contrary PR, I would never let anything or anyone's opinion on this thread bother me so much that I wanted to go and thump them (she lies, she lies!!), although I have to say sometimes it is entertaining, I appreciate your honesty and can't believe that you actually received threatening PMs in relation to anything you have posted on a forum, having said that, I have yet to check out your posting history ha! as a matter of fact, I have yet to check out my PMs!;-)

How about a thread called "The beast within".


Recently I admitted on a thread that whilst I am not a violent person, and don't get in to fights, there is a part of me deep down that would have laughed had I seen a particular incident where someone got a slap for being (in my opinion) I bit of a tit.


Would be interested in hearing other people admit to things that don't really fit in with their nice, polite, friendly, reasonable persona

Start a thread for when one is in need of an emergency f*ck buddy for the night. Such contenders of both sexes and all sexual tastes would have to have been vetted for not only cleanliness and health, but for being discreet and discrete.

That's buddies, no money to exchange hands.


Oh GOD don't press send.

paragon Wrote:

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> "Any single women in ED over 40 want to help me

> with my older (than me) women fantasies and have

> some random no-strings sex"



Hmm - I think Miles already started something similar to this (but not is so many words or implying sex or strings or over 40) http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?9,204917

matthew123 Wrote:

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> Purely to see the reaction! It would have to be,

> "Who wants to see Foxtons replaced with upmarket

> massage palour on Lordship Lane?"


Indeed, we're all grown ups, I'd love to see a sex shop on Lordship Lane along the lines of Sh!That's a thread I don't have courage to start....

PR maybe you just have started a threads on SH without realising it


I went to a Sex Shop once, and I now want to do them under the trade descriptions act as they didn't actually sell sex there, just toys for older boys and girl. What a Swizz

Thread: "You have 3 bullets in a gun. Who would you shoot?"




I don't know why it's only 3, maybe i'm not as violent as I like to pretend.


1.) Mariah Carey.

2.)

3.)


Actually, I think I would just shoot her 3 times... just to make sure.

Keef Wrote:

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> How about a thread called "The beast within".

>

> Recently I admitted on a thread that whilst I am

> not a violent person, and don't get in to fights,

> there is a part of me deep down that would have

> laughed had I seen a particular incident where

> someone got a slap for being (in my opinion) I bit

> of a tit.

>

> Would be interested in hearing other people admit

> to things that don't really fit in with their

> nice, polite, friendly, reasonable persona


I was quite tempted to start another 'I think I'm in love with...' thread after reading about that particular incident, I must admit...

"Unpopular/politically incorrect views and beliefs " would be REALLY interesting on EDF given the diversity of Guys contributing here(!).

It has been a thread on the Blacknet Site for many months and it has been most enlightening particularly as,originally,by definition,there could be no replies.

To overcome this a "Rebuttal" thread was created with amusing and insightful consequences.


Genuinely unsure that it would work here as once certain threads got "heated up" they would be pulled and so would certain contributors,in my view.

So in our Non-Risk,Play-Safe,Namby=Pampy-No-one's fault or to blame 2009 British Culture lets,er,play safe(the complete antithesis of what I feel as I've been a Risk-taker for most of my life)...

a "rant at your boss" thread, (hoping he/she is not a forumite here!)

a "what you really think of the other forumites" thread

a "how many names are you listed as under this forum?" thread

a "how many cats did you shoot this morning in ED?" thread (seem to be an inordinate amount of "have you seen my moggy" threads on this forum


;-)

Hmmm


howabout


"If I was the opposite sex would I want to shag me if I met myself (as I am now) in a bar?"


Gets kind of tricky as it implies that you fancy the same sex as yourself, that you are critical of yourself if you say no and also that you are weird for even thinking about it


(oh and the answer from me is no, I would be too busy trying to work out what the hell I was doing dressed up as a woman -- again)

LuvPeckham Wrote:

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> Hmmm

>

> howabout

>

> "If I was the opposite sex would I want to shag me

> if I met myself (as I am now) in a bar?"

>

> Gets kind of tricky as it implies that you fancy

> the same sex as yourself, that you are critical of

> yourself if you say no and also that you are weird

> for even thinking about it

>

> (oh and the answer from me is no, I would be too

> busy trying to work out what the hell I was doing

> dressed up as a woman -- again)


lol, this really made me laugh out loud... you've clearly given this FAR too much thought.


If you really want to entertain me, you could post pictures of the last time you were dressed as a woman!

Who's Your Favourite Suicide Pactee?

Favourite T Rex Song? And If You Don't Have One Explain Yourself You Utter Bastard.

That Carole Bint On Loose Women, You Couldn't Possibly Could You? Not While You Possess A Functioning Right Arm. Discuss.

Faith And Begorrah, It's Da Oirish T'read.

What's Your Pet Name For Your Privates?

Have You No Shame?

I'm Not Being Funny But...

That Young Blonde Woman In Somerfield Gave Me A Strange Look Today.

Seriously If It Even Looks Like There Might Be A Nando's Opening In ED I'm Off To Herne Hill.

What Difference Does It Make?

I'll pm ya later ;-)


*w8s for LP to slap her* :))


indiepanda Wrote:

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> LuvPeckham Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > Hmmm

> >

> > howabout

> >

> > "If I was the opposite sex would I want to shag

> me

> > if I met myself (as I am now) in a bar?"

> >

> > Gets kind of tricky as it implies that you

> fancy

> > the same sex as yourself, that you are critical

> of

> > yourself if you say no and also that you are

> weird

> > for even thinking about it

> >

> > (oh and the answer from me is no, I would be

> too

> > busy trying to work out what the hell I was

> doing

> > dressed up as a woman -- again)

>

> lol, this really made me laugh out loud... you've

> clearly given this FAR too much thought.

>

> If you really want to entertain me, you could post

> pictures of the last time you were dressed as a

> woman!

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