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Not me, but a good friend of mine (I know no-one will buy that) projectile vomited into a girls permed hair on the dancefloor of a club, moments after confessing his adoration for her by mouthing the words to 'Girlfriend' by N-Sync and perforing a frankly ridiculous breakdance. I think he still buys her drinks to this day to conceal the deep shame he feels.

Michael Palaeologus Wrote:

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> When at college, I went to see The Nolans.

>

> I still feel soiled.


OHMYGOD sweetie!


Is that why you refer to me as "Coleen" when you are drunk?


If I had known I would have worn my gold spangley boob tube to the last forum drinks!

My friends and I used to throw ourselves through people's immaculate hedges when inebriated. Gardeners spend hours trimming their bushes, so it must have been deeply upsetting to awake in the morning to find teenager-shaped holes in them.

Ref The Nolans - I still watch Loose Women on occasion - oh blimey there's another dirty secret. They do just pop out.


I once gained access to an RAF base and its aircraft by waving my credit card at the security guard as we drove past, my RAF mates waving their genuine ID cards.


We then took photos of the even then, rather ancient Canberra bombers. Challenged by an Officer one of the RAF mates claimed that we were from "28 Squadron" (didnt exist) and were here for an exercise and had permission to take photos. Satisfied, the Steely Eyed Killer walked off and we legged it.

citizenED Wrote:

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> I once wore socks with sandals.

>

>

>

> Gigirl - was it a walnut whip?



No it wasn't. Don't even talk to me CitizenED. Some things cannot be forgiven. Socks with sandals indeed. Did you get dressed in the dark?

During a painting lesson at school (I was 5-6 years old), we were told to paint ourselves. So with a lovely fresh dollop of paint I painted a green tie on my school shirt and a bow tie in my hair and stood very proudly in front of my untouched canvas.


I knew at the time it was wrong, but I couldn?t resist taking the teachers words literarily.


Sorry Mrs Dawkins and to my mum.

Mikecg Wrote:

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> There are a lot worse things that I have done and

> more than likley ED's finest have as well. we are

> all sinners TLS and weve all got skells in the

> cupboard but in truth I have done nothing too

> dreadful.


At this rate Mike, I will have sinned more than the whole of the rest of EDF combined....that can't be right...:)

snorky Wrote:

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> You truly would not beloeive what I have knowingly

> done that falls on the wrong side of the law

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> I am , of course, fairly straight nowand have been

> for a long time


Well thats a different er, slant, on it Snorky.


Must say you sound like a Rebel, tell us some of your exploits..:)

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