Best place to meet crumpet in East Dulwich

[davy watts]

Any tips?

[????]

um, off the top of my head, I think turning off your computer, going out and talking to some 'crumpet' might be a start

[reggie]

new pastry shop opposite the plough

Twitter me sideways

[Mick Mac]

I wish I could be like David Watts (Paul Weller).

[davy watts]

Agreed Quids....but where?

[Ted Max]

(Ray Davies, MickMac)

[gallinello]

And all the girls in the neighborhood

Try to go out with David Watts

They try their best but cant succeed

For he is of pure and noble breed

[ratty]

I actually know the real David Watts. He used to be in the Tremeloes.

I would never try meeting women at a tip.

[KoolBananas]

I know a David Watts too but doubt it's the same one.

When you say "crumpet" are we assuming of the female variety? Clafication is certainly needed before sharing any information I feel to avoid embarrassment!

[LegalEagle-ish]

But we need to know if he's very sexually active.

[KoolBananas]

Having peeked through other posts I can certainly see your point Legal.

Davvy do you have all the necessary documentation to prove your clean health?

[HonaloochieB]

The Rumpo Kid rides again.

[Muley]

I hear Sainsburys is heaving with beautiful asian women with J-Lo booties

[Ladygooner]

Why not ask Miles? He was looking for a woman last year - not heard from him for a while so no doubt he is snugged up with some bit of crumpet somewhere in East Dulwich!

[bigbadwolf]

Do people still actually use the term 'crumpet' anymore?

[LegalEagle-ish]

Apparently so.

[indiepanda]

I'm imagining David is in his late 40s at least, I can't remember anyone of my age ever using the term "crumpet", and I'm no spring chicken... or crumpet come to that.

[Muley]

Muley Wrote:

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> I hear Sainsburys is heaving with beautiful asian

> women with J-Lo booties

They also have a variety of breads, cakes and pastries, so all bases covered then!

[jaybee82]

I havent heard anyone use the word crumpet for ages! Are you sure you're not Leslie Phillips, Davy?

Ding dong!

[sophiesofa]

You should borrow a cute dog or baby and take it for a walk in one of the parks - that always works on the telly!

[ratty]

sophiesofa Wrote:

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> You should borrow a cute dog or baby and take it

> for a walk in one of the parks - that always works

> on the telly!

Works for me too - the amount of crumpet I get through weekly is all down to my bugaboo and son!

[Jah Lush]

Try a bakery.

[davy watts]

Mid 40s actually and I regularly use the word crumpet. Guess it is an age thing. I am looking for some at the moment and it seems my Asian babe with the J-Lo booty isn't going to happen. Gives you a clue to the type I like though...not racially as I'm not fussed about that, but figure wise.

[Jah Lush]

So you're looking for a girl with a fat arse. I don't think you'll have any trouble there. Try a Yates's Wine Lodge or anywhere in Croydon.

[Muley]

I'm quite partial to a Danish with a fat arse