Getting a tan

[davy watts]

I want to try to catch a tan whilst out running. I run everyday. I'm thinking of running without a shirt on. Acceptable or not?

[????]

you are the captain of the team

[woofmarkthedog]

Depends what bus or train you're trying to catch...

[Jeremy]

Just about acceptable in the park, I'd say.

You'd look like a bit of a git running on the road with no shirt.

[daizie]

depends how 'wobbly' you are. if you look like david beckham, you'll be fine ;-)

[bignumber5]

No top means your sweat will evaporate faster in the sun, leaving you dehydrated with mega heat stroke, as well as burnt to a crisp with melanoma since any sun protection gets sweated off. Guessing since you're picking the week of the heat-wave weather warnings to "get a tan" means that the genuine health risks associated with doing so are not that high on your list of concerns...

[Ladygooner]

Make sure you wear sun screen whatever you decide to do

[woofmarkthedog]

You seem clinically disinhibited so just run naked , we all know you're single and a bit of a c*ck so you wont embarrass anybody will you ?

27 posts & all your cards on the table....good work !

W**F

[davy watts]

I agree Jeremy about in the park. I agree Daizie about having a body like Beckham. I'm going on holiday soon and I want to have a bit of a colour when I get there...but I don't like sunbathing. Tanning whilst doing an activity seems to best way to achieve this objective.

ps

Be gentle with me Woof. I'm a nice bloke really.

[daizie]

davy, run the length of Friern Road and i will look out of the window and see if i can spot you . go on i dare you :))

[matthew123]

Running without a shirt is fine especially in the Park. Only place it might look out of place is down Lordship Lane.

[cate]

No shirt, no shoes, no service.

[daizie]

if he looks like beckham, i'll service him

[cate]

I am quoting signs often seen in shops in the United States.........who wants a person's sweat dripping all over the place?

[woofmarkthedog]

cate Wrote:

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> I am quoting signs often seen in shops in the

> United States.........who wants a person's sweat

> dripping all over the place?

Yeah the US ,that bastion of good taste, still obese lardarses in supa size sports wear always welcome

W**F

[Jeremy]

bignumber5 Wrote:

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> No top means your sweat will evaporate faster in

> the sun, leaving you dehydrated with mega heat

> stroke, as well as burnt to a crisp with melanoma

> since any sun protection gets sweated off.

Decent sun screen won't just get sweated off in the course of a run round the block!

Regarding dehydration, take a bottle of water with you.

I don't see the problem really.

[matthew123]

cate Wrote:

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> I am quoting signs often seen in shops in the

> United States.........who wants a person's sweat

> dripping all over the place?

Dripping sweat on a shop floor is completely different to the pavement - hence why when it does not say on the Welcome to East Dulwich sign, 'remember to mop your brow on a hot day'

[cate]

matthew123 Wrote:

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> cate Wrote:

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> > I am quoting signs often seen in shops in the

> > United States.........who wants a person's

> sweat

> > dripping all over the place?

>

> Dripping sweat on a shop floor is completely

> different to the pavement - hence why when it does

> not say on the Welcome to East Dulwich sign,

> 'remember to mop your brow on a hot day'

What about dripping on passersby, buggies and picnic food?

[woofmarkthedog]

Jeremy Wrote:

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> bignumber5 Wrote:

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> > No top means your sweat will evaporate faster

> in

> > the sun, leaving you dehydrated with mega heat

> > stroke, as well as burnt to a crisp with

> melanoma

> > since any sun protection gets sweated off.

>

> Decent sun screen won't just get sweated off in

> the course of a run round the block!

>

> Regarding dehydration, take a bottle of water with

> you.

>

> I don't see the problem really.

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Oh lorks ol' Jezzer mummies boy is waxing lyrical again

....na na na take a bottle......le le le

Oh what next a static excercise bike on the goose green roundabout and jezzer offering " Saint Tropez" spray tans and "back sac & crack" as you pedal

Cripes..

W**F

[cate]

woofmarkthedog Wrote:

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> cate Wrote:

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> > I am quoting signs often seen in shops in the

> > United States.........who wants a person's

> sweat

> > dripping all over the place?

>

>

> Yeah the US ,that bastion of good taste, still

> obese lardarses in supa size sports wear always

> welcome

>

>

> W**F

Service and manners are usually far superior in shops there. Bastion of good taste? - aren't you talking about yourself dogger guy?

[bigbadwolf]

Davy I don't mean to be rude but do you have someone that dresses you in the morning and ties your shoe laces because you always seem to be at a crossroads with some of lifes more mundane decisions. Take a leap of faith for once and tell us how it went.

[woofmarkthedog]

Oh, by the way....

"Have a nice day"

W**F

[davy watts]

Isn't that the story of everyone's life BBW? Procrastinating over mundane decision making.

[LuLu Too]

For the love of God, Davy, please keep your shirt on.

Why do men do this? A bit of sun and it's moobs out.

It's a major faux pas that blokes make every summer.

In fact, a friend & I were discussing this very topic in the park on Saturday - the rather unpleasant sight of the unbuff gentlemen of the parish going topless - not a good look.

So, simple rules really - on the beach, in your garden and at a push whilst sunbathing in the park, it is OK.

Running with your shirt off is an absolute no no.

It will not win you a big bottomed babe.

[Andystar]

davy watts Wrote:

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> I want to try to catch a tan whilst out running. I

> run everyday. I'm thinking of running without a

> shirt on. Acceptable or not?

As long as you don't run in slo-mo as in Baywatch...not that i ever watched it