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No top means your sweat will evaporate faster in the sun, leaving you dehydrated with mega heat stroke, as well as burnt to a crisp with melanoma since any sun protection gets sweated off. Guessing since you're picking the week of the heat-wave weather warnings to "get a tan" means that the genuine health risks associated with doing so are not that high on your list of concerns...
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I agree Jeremy about in the park. I agree Daizie about having a body like Beckham. I'm going on holiday soon and I want to have a bit of a colour when I get there...but I don't like sunbathing. Tanning whilst doing an activity seems to best way to achieve this objective.

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Be gentle with me Woof. I'm a nice bloke really.

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cate Wrote:

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> I am quoting signs often seen in shops in the

> United States.........who wants a person's sweat

> dripping all over the place?



Yeah the US ,that bastion of good taste, still obese lardarses in supa size sports wear always welcome



W**F

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bignumber5 Wrote:

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> No top means your sweat will evaporate faster in

> the sun, leaving you dehydrated with mega heat

> stroke, as well as burnt to a crisp with melanoma

> since any sun protection gets sweated off.


Decent sun screen won't just get sweated off in the course of a run round the block!


Regarding dehydration, take a bottle of water with you.


I don't see the problem really.

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cate Wrote:

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> I am quoting signs often seen in shops in the

> United States.........who wants a person's sweat

> dripping all over the place?


Dripping sweat on a shop floor is completely different to the pavement - hence why when it does not say on the Welcome to East Dulwich sign, 'remember to mop your brow on a hot day'

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matthew123 Wrote:

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> cate Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > I am quoting signs often seen in shops in the

> > United States.........who wants a person's

> sweat

> > dripping all over the place?

>

> Dripping sweat on a shop floor is completely

> different to the pavement - hence why when it does

> not say on the Welcome to East Dulwich sign,

> 'remember to mop your brow on a hot day'



What about dripping on passersby, buggies and picnic food?

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Jeremy Wrote:

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> bignumber5 Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > No top means your sweat will evaporate faster

> in

> > the sun, leaving you dehydrated with mega heat

> > stroke, as well as burnt to a crisp with

> melanoma

> > since any sun protection gets sweated off.

>

> Decent sun screen won't just get sweated off in

> the course of a run round the block!

>

> Regarding dehydration, take a bottle of water with

> you.

>

> I don't see the problem really.


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Oh lorks ol' Jezzer mummies boy is waxing lyrical again


....na na na take a bottle......le le le


Oh what next a static excercise bike on the goose green roundabout and jezzer offering " Saint Tropez" spray tans and "back sac & crack" as you pedal



Cripes..


W**F

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woofmarkthedog Wrote:

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> cate Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > I am quoting signs often seen in shops in the

> > United States.........who wants a person's

> sweat

> > dripping all over the place?

>

>

> Yeah the US ,that bastion of good taste, still

> obese lardarses in supa size sports wear always

> welcome

>

>

> W**F



Service and manners are usually far superior in shops there. Bastion of good taste? - aren't you talking about yourself dogger guy?

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For the love of God, Davy, please keep your shirt on.

Why do men do this? A bit of sun and it's moobs out.

It's a major faux pas that blokes make every summer.

In fact, a friend & I were discussing this very topic in the park on Saturday - the rather unpleasant sight of the unbuff gentlemen of the parish going topless - not a good look.

So, simple rules really - on the beach, in your garden and at a push whilst sunbathing in the park, it is OK.

Running with your shirt off is an absolute no no.

It will not win you a big bottomed babe.

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davy watts Wrote:

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> I want to try to catch a tan whilst out running. I

> run everyday. I'm thinking of running without a

> shirt on. Acceptable or not?



As long as you don't run in slo-mo as in Baywatch...not that i ever watched it

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