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LegalEagle-ish

LegalEagle-ish

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Lol, what you on about? I at least wait until they've left school!


By the way that was supposed to be 'what are your ambitions' not amnitions.



Bellenden Belle Wrote:

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> LegalEagle-ish Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > Skids, you look nice enough and seem to like

> > animals, but what are your amnitions for when

> you

> > leave school?

>

> *splutters*..Legal Eagle - of all the people to

> utter such a comment! Tsk!

>

> But am I the only one who imagined someone

> completely different to have a moniker of Skids?

> You look so wholesome darling.

LegalEagle-ish

LegalEagle-ish

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Posted

Lol, what you on about? I at least wait until they've left school!


By the way that was supposed to be 'what are your ambitions' not amnitions.



Bellenden Belle Wrote:

-------------------------------------------------------

> LegalEagle-ish Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > Skids, you look nice enough and seem to like

> > animals, but what are your amnitions for when

> you

> > leave school?

>

> *splutters*..Legal Eagle - of all the people to

> utter such a comment! Tsk!

>

> But am I the only one who imagined someone

> completely different to have a moniker of Skids?

> You look so wholesome darling.

tog_in_sox

tog_in_sox

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Posted

SteveT, I had to question my Freudian dyslexia and re-read your last word for I could've sworn it said "coverage" which sets a whole different colour to your remark!


Here's me on release from Guantanamo, obviously the authorities' racial profiling policy had gone a little awry. They are "terribly" sorry and flew me home by way of compensation (granted they dropped me off at the other end without landing).

LegalEagle-ish

LegalEagle-ish

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Posted

Ok, Tog, you look like a bit of an action man, and not bad looking either, so please complete the following checklist:


- can hold down a job

- isn't addicted to any chemical substances

- knows how to cook

- isn't a woman beater

- Hasn't got a gambling problem

- own hair and teeth

brum

brum

Posted
Posted

> - can hold down a job.... CHECK!

> - isn't addicted to any chemical substances.... CHECK! (unless you count alcohol)

> - knows how to cook.... CHECK! (you should taste my enchiladas...mmmm)

> - isn't a woman beater.... CHECK! (apart from the occasional bottom smack....)

> - Hasn't got a gambling problem.... CHECK! (as long as I'm winning)

> - own hair and teeth.... CHECK! (what's left of them)


Not that I'm applying for the post, of course!;-)

Mick Mac

Mick Mac

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Posted

LegalEagle-ish Wrote:

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> Ok, Tog, you look like a bit of an action man, and

> not bad looking either, so please complete the

> following checklist:

>

> - can hold down a job

> - isn't addicted to any chemical substances

> - knows how to cook

> - isn't a woman beater

> - Hasn't got a gambling problem

> - own hair and teeth



I own hair and teeth - but I leave them beside the bed each night - is that ok?

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