Single men in East D?

[LegalEagle-ish]

Lol, what you on about? I at least wait until they've left school!

By the way that was supposed to be 'what are your ambitions' not amnitions.

Bellenden Belle Wrote:

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> LegalEagle-ish Wrote:

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> > Skids, you look nice enough and seem to like

> > animals, but what are your amnitions for when

> you

> > leave school?

>

> *splutters*..Legal Eagle - of all the people to

> utter such a comment! Tsk!

>

> But am I the only one who imagined someone

> completely different to have a moniker of Skids?

> You look so wholesome darling.

[LegalEagle-ish]

Lol, what you on about? I at least wait until they've left school!

By the way that was supposed to be 'what are your ambitions' not amnitions.

Bellenden Belle Wrote:

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> LegalEagle-ish Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > Skids, you look nice enough and seem to like

> > animals, but what are your amnitions for when

> you

> > leave school?

>

> *splutters*..Legal Eagle - of all the people to

> utter such a comment! Tsk!

>

> But am I the only one who imagined someone

> completely different to have a moniker of Skids?

> You look so wholesome darling.

[LegalEagle-ish]

Oh, and he looked younger on my Blackberry!

[LegalEagle-ish]

Oh, and he looked younger on my Blackberry!

[Jah Lush]

LegalEagle-ish Wrote:

> By the way that was supposed to be 'what are your

> ambitions'.

Beware - ambition is the last refuge of a failure.

[Jah Lush]

LegalEagle-ish Wrote:

> By the way that was supposed to be 'what are your

> ambitions'.

Beware - ambition is the last refuge of a failure.

[david_carnell]

LegalEagle-ish Wrote:

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> Lol, what you on about? I at least wait until

> they've left school!

Harsh but fair.

[david_carnell]

LegalEagle-ish Wrote:

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> Lol, what you on about? I at least wait until

> they've left school!

Harsh but fair.

[SteveT]

Harsh but brunette........

Why are they giving Skidmarks such a hard time when he put up his photo, full marks Skids for courage.

[Moos]

Oh dear, are we? I thought it was just gentle teasing.

[tog_in_sox]

SteveT, I had to question my Freudian dyslexia and re-read your last word for I could've sworn it said "coverage" which sets a whole different colour to your remark!

Here's me on release from Guantanamo, obviously the authorities' racial profiling policy had gone a little awry. They are "terribly" sorry and flew me home by way of compensation (granted they dropped me off at the other end without landing).

[brum]

Why are you being followed by two faceless Bertie Bassetts?

[tog_in_sox]

Gilbert is an underage small person who cannot be identified for legal reasons (picked up by accident when a lost school bus stopped at Eglin Airbase for directions) and the one in blue is prettier than me so I felt compelled.

[LegalEagle-ish]

Ok, Tog, you look like a bit of an action man, and not bad looking either, so please complete the following checklist:

- can hold down a job

- isn't addicted to any chemical substances

- knows how to cook

- isn't a woman beater

- Hasn't got a gambling problem

- own hair and teeth

[jimmy two times]

All blokes tick one of those boxes love, you should know that.

[skidmarks]

Bloody hell. What am I going to do when I leave school??? I?m 33. Do I look that young?

[Moos]

LegalEagleish, that's a stringent list you have there. I'd accept an either / or on 'can hold down a job' and 'can cook'.

Also, it's worth noting that tog_in_sox can walk above the ground which is pretty impressive in itself.

[Jeremy]

Moos Wrote:

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> Also, it's worth noting that tog_in_sox can walk

> above the ground which is pretty impressive in

> itself.

And he's a ghostbuster. Win-win situation.

[Moos]

Good point, but there are exceptions to that rule, Jeremy.

Two exceptions, in fact

[brum]

> - can hold down a job.... CHECK!

> - isn't addicted to any chemical substances.... CHECK! (unless you count alcohol)

> - knows how to cook.... CHECK! (you should taste my enchiladas...mmmm)

> - isn't a woman beater.... CHECK! (apart from the occasional bottom smack....)

> - Hasn't got a gambling problem.... CHECK! (as long as I'm winning)

> - own hair and teeth.... CHECK! (what's left of them)

Not that I'm applying for the post, of course!;-)

[brum]

Moos - that was very funny!

[daizie]

All you have to do now is post your picture brum

[brum]

No Daizie I won't do that. Its not for the squemish.

[Ladymuck]

brum Wrote:

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> No Daizie I won't do that. Its not for the

> squemish.

*posts from a laptop in padded cell*

Yes...I can confirm that...(*loud piercing scream AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*)

[Mick Mac]

LegalEagle-ish Wrote:

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> Ok, Tog, you look like a bit of an action man, and

> not bad looking either, so please complete the

> following checklist:

>

> - can hold down a job

> - isn't addicted to any chemical substances

> - knows how to cook

> - isn't a woman beater

> - Hasn't got a gambling problem

> - own hair and teeth

I own hair and teeth - but I leave them beside the bed each night - is that ok?