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*Bob* = genius


Keef


And I dont care what you all say. Louisa.


The wee irish bloke that wears black jeans all the time.


And the force that is SNORKY.


I'm eating a shwarma kebab from that posh kebab shop. Its fucking delicious. I may regret this post tomorrow.


Great to be back in the UK.

MrBen Wrote:

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> *Bob* = genius

>

> Keef

>

> And I dont care what you all say. Louisa.

>

> The wee irish bloke that wears black jeans all the

> time.

>

> And the force that is SNORKY.

>

> I'm eating a shwarma kebab from that posh kebab

> shop. Its @#$%& delicious.


Ah, sure give us bite at the fecking end, ya posh kebab bastard, ya.

Sure, you might.

There's a bit left in the carton if you want it. At the bottom of Sylvester Road.


The salad comes separately now in a tin foil box. And its 100% pure lamb now. And the chilli sauce in a little carton. According to the owner they are going down a storm with the chattering classes.


They are delicious.

MrBen Wrote:

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> There's a bit left in the carton if you want it.

> At the bottom of Sylvester Road.

>

> The salad comes separately now in a tin foil box.

> And its 100% pure lamb now. And the chilli sauce

> in a little carton. According to the owner they

> are going down a storm with the chattering

> classes.

>

> They are delicious.


Sylvester Road you say? Bottom you reckon?

You may not know but I'm in the vicinity.

I'm off round there now to see exactly what the bit left involves.

MrBen Wrote:

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> There's a bit left in the carton if you want it.

> At the bottom of Sylvester Road.

>

> The salad comes separately now in a tin foil box.

> And its 100% pure lamb now. And the chilli sauce

> in a little carton. According to the owner they

> are going down a storm with the chattering

> classes.

>

> They are delicious.


Just completely changed my mind about the whole thing.

Fancy littering Sylvester Road with a kebab end. I can't be party to that sort of thing.


Unless you're pretending, of course.

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