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Peckhamgatecrasher

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  1. Visit your local hardware store and stock up on cheap/small mousetraps. Place in vulnerable sites, sit back and wait for yelps. Maybe some anti-theft paint would be kinder.
  2. Dear Roll Deep So non-U, dear boy. In East Dulwich it's Rayburns and we have no need of icehouses, the ice chap cometh regularly.
  3. Oh boy, Rosie, did you miss something with Bare Groove's "Baby Hit Me....". Absolutely raucous fun.
  4. Taper said: "Bowie remains our very own South London genius" I think you'll find that's Tommy Steele!
  5. Don't say that Jeremy, there'll be a mass exodus of plongeurs and then where would we be?
  6. Don't eschew them, think of all the frames you could match to shoes.
  7. Thomas Calton in Nunhead run literacy courses - these are usually free. Southwark Adult Learning
  8. Don't engage with the locals on this Forum: all nutters.
  9. Ooh - twins PR! I'm +1.25 too. Go cheap version at pound shops and supermarkets.
  10. I lost a contact lens. My nephew is in the RAF and is so obliging with his spotlights.
  11. I had to get specs a little while ago. If you have your prescription, Asda and Morrisons do quite reasonable ones. I have to confess that I completely embraced the fact. Can't wait to be a completely dotty old bird. Must find me some dangly things to hang them round my neck. Purple hats next.
  12. Saw the gorgeous Elsabel tonight. She is adorable with an amazing thatch of hair! What about a half case of wine?
  13. So sorry - you are quite right; I was interpreting your words through my faulty filter.
  14. Brendan, hate to be controversial but I think you are confusing godparent with guardian. Two separate functions. Edited to say that's a load of flannel. I don't mind being controversial at all.
  15. Oh wow, how lovely. Many congratulations.
  16. Clue's in the title: your job is to pray for little Johnny/Miranda and keep an eye on their spiritual development - same as it's always been. You could easily decline on the grounds that you have no strong religious feelings. 'Renouncing the Devil, et' is pretty strong stuff, so if you don't believe it, don't do it. I suspect that apart from being a jolly nice chap, you are stinking rich hence all the requests.
  17. On it's own. Maybe with some nibbles.
  18. How rude of you puzzled. Admin's ball, admin's rules. If you don't like them, bugger off.
  19. Well I saw a lady today in the park who fits that description (hair/coat). She completely ignored my dogs even though one tried to engage with her and happily accepted my apology. Seems harmless enough to me.
  20. Normally ready for Xmas, so they should be fine. Happy to taste the sloe gin if you wish.
  21. Get a grip people, they're hardly the Tonton Macoutes. And if "a dozen drunken Millwall supporters" isn't a cheap shot, I don't know what is.
  22. People who refer to things over 30 years' old as antiques. I am not an antique!
  23. No probs Simon, just convert the outside privy.
  24. Oh deary, deary, dear. David wears a cap and says 'fandabbydoozy' - he must be Jimmy Krankie. Edited for poor spelling and keyboard disasters.
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