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KalamityKel replied to wee quinnie's topic in The Lounge
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fine I guess I wont b stalking any of you on it now then *sighs* There was a time when it was fairly addictive but that really was when I was trying to relocate ppl and I have to say thanks to me a lot of other ppl who have lost touch have been reunited. It does get boring wiv all the apps and stuff VERY quickly tho :|
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DM U is well scary at times... lets do it! :))
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*checks diary*
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That don't fill me wiv joy :( I don't have any windows at work!! :'(
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:s I'm taking my neice to the theatre this arvo. I may b a teeny bit nervous - I've only met her once before :S :S :S
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:O don't b so negative... tis a lovely day outside... go and enjoy! :))
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Don't make me get mad at you for ur suggestion of cat sacrifice... I'd b in favour of dog or child ones tho ;-)
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Or just a slap round ya face :))
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Amy's lifestyle is something ppl look up - I have a friend who live on the floor below her and he thinks her "madness" is incredibly kool, even the odd stuff she does. Yes I know I quite clearly have strange friends... but apparently, according to many a person in the gay community, she is much respected. Whereas... Britney... does anyone really care about her? :s Tis a strange world we live in. *wanders off munching toast*
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:o I don't remember, upon inspection, chav having much hair on her chest...
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Drunk and able to write on here? That's an impressive move! I have trouble finding a light switch never mind the computer whilst intoxicated... oh and then there's finding me shoes... anyhooha... hope u had a good'n Mad :))
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hehe it was an idea DM altho to rumove offending body part would mean an end to Kel... would that b good or bad? lol
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*rolls eyes* simple solution... don't look at it :p
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Oooo wot nice pics!
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Lol stop wiv the youngster comments will ya ive had my fair share of "recoveries" altho admittedly on alot less sleep :p they say hair of the dog is the best cure... Not convinced tho hehe na not trying any sisters of sisters pub thingys this eve just in the spoons. U must xcuse any dodgy txt stuff im on me mobile ;-) hows that 4 addiction!
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What's the difference between single women and married women? **pay attention here!!** Single women go home, see what's in the fridge then go to bed. Married women go home, see what's in the bed then go to the fridge!
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Harsh things a woman can say to a naked bloke... "Wow... and ur feet are so big!" "I guess this makes me the early bird!" "Buts it still works - right?" "Are u cold?" "Mayb if we water it, it'll grow" "Why don't we just cuddle?" "U know they have surgery to fix that" "Why is God punishing me?" "I never saw one like that before" "Mayb it looks better in natural light?"
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hmmmm not sure on that :s
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:))
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that thong is just WRONG :|
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Always a fav pic of mine... not bad from a samsung D500 camera fone :)
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I'm just boring! lol
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lol Keef... soz I didn't really bump in2 ya last nite but I may have been the rosey cheeked (twas well 'ot in there ya know) blonde t'over at side... :p Go on go out, u know u wanna! I'm opting for a quiet nite out in Penge. Oh the excitment! lol
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So, no one doing it again this eve then? ah well I shall do it for ya all then :p Chav my dear remember Feb also has an extra day this year ;-) Yes was certainly good to meet ya all last night, and compared to the ppl I'd been wiv all day you lot were normal :o hehe