KalamityKel

darn that was a misleading thread title! there was me thinking "what? a funny feminist? surely not! aint that malarky all meant to b serious and stuff?" im disappointed now :-( ;-)

oh dear... well i guess theyre all just as bad as each other so no probs there!

As an observation it's interesting to note there's lots of chat of having/wanting a chalkboard but no mention for what purpose. Surely that would effect the choice of location, size and materials used?

Dunno what you're complaining about - surely it's one of those things you give up when you have kids... ya life... or u could just leave tru ED old skool stylee and leave ya kids wiv a neighbour ya don't really know while ya go out partying each weekend :-D

What's your point?

I don't get it... if you're suspicious there's really no question about "should I beware?". If you think it odd/off/a scam stay clear. Simple :-)

Each year I promise myself I'll be "good"... never lasts long! ;-)

From TFL "From 0800 Monday 07 January until 1700 Friday 15 February, bus stop Peckham Rye/East Dulwich Road will be closed due to roadworks." So there ya go!

Pebble - Very doubtful the rat intentionally jumped in the cot to attack the child. it was prob was being nosey and then found some strange live thing and acted out of fright!

speedbumps - those big mummas on LL, Grove Vale and at Denmark Hill

OAKIE95 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I don't understand what the issue with people from > Clapham is, there seems to be some kind of > prejudice against them on here....it doesn't > really lend anything to the thread does it? Just don't mention PENGE... you'd really be in for it then! ;-)

Police station, A&E and needle exchange... simple :-))

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not even a lump of coal? Now that's unfortunate :P

oh dear, that is completely not true. iceland is not leaving at the beginning of january as originally planned thats all. the landowner is leasing to iceland by month whilst planning and all that stuff is sorted... simple

IMPORTANT CHRISTMAS PROCEDURE Please be advised that all employees planning to dash through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh, going over the fields and laughing all the way, are required to undergo a Risk Assessment addressing the safety of open sleighs. This assessment must also consider whether it is appropriate to use only one horse for such a venture, particularly where there are multiple passengers. Please note that permission must also be obtained in writing from landowners before their fields may be entered. To avoid offending those not participating in celebrations, we request that laughter is moderate only and not loud enough to be considered a noise nuisance. Benches, stools and orthopaedic chairs are now available for collection by any shepherds planning or required to watch their flocks at night. While provision has also been made for remote monitoring of flocks by CCTV cameras from a centrally heated shepherd observation hut, all facility users are reminded that an emergency response plan must be submitted to account for known risks to the flocks. The angel of the Lord is additionally reminded that prior to shining his/her glory all around s/he must confirm that all shepherds are wearing appropriate PPE (Personal Protective Equipment) to account for the harmful effects of UVA, UVB and the overwhelming effects of Glory. Following last year's well publicised case, everyone is advised that EC legislation prohibits any comment with regard to the redness of any part of Mr R. Reindeer. Further to this, exclusion of Mr R. Reindeer from reindeer games will be considered discriminatory and disciplinary action will be taken against those found guilty of this offence. While it is acknowledged that gift-bearing is commonly practiced in various parts of the world, particularly the Orient, everyone is reminded that the bearing of gifts is subject to Hospitality Guidelines and all gifts must be registered. This applies regardless of the individual, even royal personages. It is particularly noted that direct gifts of currency or gold are specifically precluded under provisions of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act. Further, caution is advised regarding other common gifts, such as aromatic resins that may initiate allergic reactions. Finally, in the recent case of the infant found tucked up in a manger without any crib for a bed, Social Services have been advised and will be arriving shortly. AND DON'T FORGET TO HAVE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

MORE entertaining? Loz I worry about u sometimes! ;-)

"god bless us, every one" well kinda :-)

My office door handle fell off yesterday... DOOMED! Quite disappointed really :-(

No, that's just a silly argument to make *sighs*

Did you see it was them?

im sure those comments are not meant maliciously nor are they aimed at any particular individual... right fred?

contact the local sorting office.

Oh, ok ;-)

Pushing the boat *OUT* this year aint ya!