dulwichmum
-
Posts
3,539 -
Joined
-
Last visited
Content Type
Forums
Events
Blogs
FAQ
Tradespeople Directory
Jobs Board
Store
Everything posted by dulwichmum
-
Dear Mr Mikewbate, No, you should not! I am trying to escape scantily clad young women in the Quiet Room. DM
-
Poor Mr Mikewbate, sorry for confusing you. It is my job in the lounge. Mr Karter, I knew you said Sicilian, but I have only had a Sardinian au pair, and that is what she said, so I assume it is cheaper for Italian designer accessories anywhere in Italy. DM
-
Dear Karter, I heard about this Italian phenomena, our previous Sardinian au pair was horrified by the price of it in the UK, and also by the price of Coccinelle handbags! DM
-
Alan Carr filming on Peckham Rye
dulwichmum replied to all_star's topic in General ED Issues / Gossip
Clearly, - I mean, I am the resident quotable expert on Dogging, just read the South London Press! Would they publish my opinion on shoes? No, obviously not. -
Dear Mr Karter, It is a triumph of Italian design. I don't have any use for a plunger actually. Have you any idea how expensive my manicure is? What if I were to break a nail? I shall text Liliana our cleaner and ask her if it is any good. I thought that it looked like a "must have" a couple of Saturdays ago. I am a bit of an Alessi junkie. DM
-
Dear Mr Ant, Poor you, I shall send Ana around to your house. I need her out of the house, you should see her in her shorts and top sloping around my kitchen. Surely she could not dress like this in Lithuania?
-
Dear Karter, Moo Too do a sweet Alessi plunger, I have one! DM
-
Dear Mr Karter and Mr Batdog, The wonderful Mr Black kindly agreed to keep me out of the photos. Just imagine me as I would like to consider myself, the physique of Liz Hurley, with the face of Cilla Battersby - dressed as a brickie? DM
-
Alan Carr filming on Peckham Rye
dulwichmum replied to all_star's topic in General ED Issues / Gossip
Dear Mr Ant, I do know what you mean about on TV, but Graham Norton comes accross as positively cuddely on TV, and live he is completely dreadful. Just coarse and unclever. DM -
Dear Mr Mockney, Wait until you have children dear heart, it is all ahead of you. DM
-
Dear Karter, Are you sure you are not in fact Ivement-Jimmy and Batdog all in one? DM
-
Alan Carr filming on Peckham Rye
dulwichmum replied to all_star's topic in General ED Issues / Gossip
I saw him last year at Fairfield Halls and he was really warm and funny. I like him. DM -
I'm still clueless too, please explain...
-
You guys were all so cool. You were terribly tolerant of me considering my hard line view of the action that should be taken against any sexual deviants in our community. I felt sure I would be run out of town.
-
Lifts enormous eye patch thingy from one eye, waves to chums, collapses back into chair. Arghhhhh......
-
Dear Andrew, thanks for taking the photos, I am afraid to look at them yet, I still feel so sick. DM
-
Ohmygod, never again! James says I was loud and larey (do you spell it that way?). I am so sorry if I talked too much or offended anyone, I was out of control. I have a huge black footprint on one leg of my white jeans - what could have happened there? Also, I seem to have lost one of the heels from my peep toe shoes! DM
-
Dear Ant, I feel sick, sick, sick. It must have been all the wine I drank! Mr Batdog never revealed himself. I am crushed. DM
-
Holds onto the arms of aubergine velvet chair - which is moving about in a rather disturbing manner. Wishes alcohol had never been invented...
-
Dear Ant, Pass that little one over here and go back to bed. Ana will take her to the park for you. Don't you have a hangover or is that just me? DM
-
Dear SimonM, Really? And there was me thinking I looked demure!
-
Keep your rocks to yourself. We are hot muthas here in Dulwich!
-
I have been reading the SLP this evening, I am horrified. Afraid to leave my home for fear of being set upon by angry Dulwich doggers! DM
-
Dear SimonM, I actually said that line here on the forum - so I am sure they can do what they like! Shame, I could do with a 100 guineas. I could do with a spray tan...
-
You may be on to something there dear Huguenot. That girl has gone right down in my estimations of late. You should see her blossoming wardrobe. Can Primark really be that cheap or am I paying her too much?