dulwichmum

No, I would never advocate strimming the poor dog, let's have him castrated instead!

Oh Kells! We could both buy a horse each and start a hunt!

Oh Brum darling, how cute! Here let me top up your glass.

OK, enough filth already. Perhaps we should offer alternative names for these unfortunate locations with their smutty names? Y-Pant school in Mid Glamorgan could be called "Undergarment comprehensive"! So much better, I am sure you will agree.

citizenED Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Is it now "big bad-as-in-good wolf"? Because if it isn't sweetie, we could always have you trimmed!

Beltwood was a students residence for radiography (and I think physiotherapy) students at Kings College Hospital/Normanby College up until about 1992. It is the most amazing building. I have been to lots of parties there when I was at uni. I completely agree, it had a magical feel, like time had forgotten it.

How very juvenile... There is a comprehensive school in Wales called Y-Pant! I kid you not!

Yes please, make mine a large one sweetie!

and shame on the bank...

Have you been on the naughty step Mr Wolf darling? I am sure it is just a little doggy adolescent behaviour that could easily be remedied by a "trim" at the vets...

Oh Moos dear, I am still trembling at the thought. My hair is still standing on end from the static! Thank you for the advice, I have taken a drink to calm my nerves (and Twittered about it accordingly)...

North Dulwich Station and Rosendale Road!

I love Twitter. It is great fun. I get a running commentry from my chums all day on what they are up to and we make eachother laugh, because we are all encountering the same chaos and challenges... Botox or not? Munchkins behaving like angels...OHMYGOD Puppy discovering his sexuality and defiling my carpet Puppy eating bottle of pink food colouring and turning his fur cerise pink Decorators hang wall paper in my living room and I find too late that it looks like a tribute to Coronation street Discovering my house-keeper's acrylic multi-coloured underwear in my tumble dryer and it looks like the clearance section from TK Max (why was she washing it in MY HOUSE???) It is a nice way to keep up with chums!

It says in the window that they will be back soon and selling Camper and some form of Eco Trendy footwear. They are clearing out their four inch heels and getting organic! Shame. I like their Pretty Ballerina pumps.

Lovely Mr SteveT, Why don't you opt for a set of stocks on Goose Green? You don't have a lake like we do in SE21. It would be difficult for you to get any "splash motion" - essential for true and thorough punishment. http://www.legendarydartmoor.co.uk/images/Stocks3.gif

???? darling, OHMYGOD! I could have signed a "post-nup" for all I know... I shall not live in fear. Krug?

Oh Tony darling, little old me? Perfect JamesG, I am sure that if I was a taxable benefit, James would work out a way to divert the attentions of the tax man - via the Caymen Islands or somewhere... he is forever telling me to "just sign here".

I agree with bon3yard, perhaps he is mentally ill? Champion Hill is frightfully close to that crazy place - Brixton. I don't think that the law deals with offences like this harshly enough. We should get outselves a ducking stool in Dulwich Park. http://www.wilsonsalmanac.com/images2/ducking_stool1.gif

JamesG darling, my husband has (received in the past) the most enormous bonus....

Brendan, I am glad that someone else is aware that Guinness doesn't contain iron - but please sweetie, less of th bad language. As for the anti-oxidants in wine! Hurrah, pass a fresh bottle from the chiller...

Does this mean that we get to buy new outfits?

I like Tessa - Queen of all Jowell. My husband could be surrounded by table dancers with Black Card membership of Stringfellows for half of the time for all I would know (sigh)... This is nothing to do with her. She is lovely.

I have a lot of time for Tessa Jowell. She is a really hard working MP. A lot of women don't know what their husbands get up too, and we are certainly not accountable for their actions, just our own. Some of us are asked to sign papers all the time by our partners... (sigh). I like to believe good of everyone - apart from the people of Lewisham, Lambeth and Peckham of course (OHMYGOD).

Mikecg, You are a fine one to give advice. You couldn't smell a rat if the rat was the size of a dog and stood at eye level, six inches from your nose, on top of a great big dustbin, with a great big electric sign hanging around his neck in neon that said "rat"...

Oh Kalam! Thank you so much. Do you think I should move my heel from his throat?