Cassius

No no no - not 'nice' - please try harder!

Friend of Helen Chamberlain then is she?

Ulrika who?

Matt Smith is very young and the BBC wanted to get a younger audience for Dr Who.................

My waistline is going down - I've lost 3 kgs and an inch off my waist over the Christmas break - size 6 here I come!

I'm with Jeremy - so this is 31st December xxxx and tomorrow is 1st January xxxx+1 - so fecking what.

Just finished Saturday and with the detrators. God that family were vile - if Baxter had had his evil way I would have been far happier. Still if they were ever "driven out with all the other faint-hearts into the suburbs" I am sure ED would be high on their list of destinations.

An electric corkscrew (wtf!). Even if it worked it is more or less pointless - and it doesn't work. Anyone want one?

If you want to read Hardy - then what about Jude the Obscure to cheer you up - I was totally traumatised!

Me not eating meat so not caring hahaha

Tried and failed "The Simillarion" and "War and Peace". Took several weeks to force myself through "The Brothers Karamazov" But the worst one has to be a book by Marion Keynes that was so dreadful that I can't even remember what it was called - my brain has blanked it out to save me from embarrassment.

Most overpriced sandwich/loaf of bread

The Robbie Williams story.

No

I now have to leave work early and rush to get the 16.57 from East Croydon (rather than strolling to get the 17.14), and then instead of a fairly civilised 10 minute wait at Norwood Junction it is a freezing and unpleasant 17 minute wait at the warm and cozy Tulse Hill, where the wind blows right through your many layers of cold. Thank goodness the morning one hasn't changed (yet).

i did think that dulwichmum for all her charms would fail on the 'single' bit - sorry!

I hear the norovirus is good for weight loss - all that projectile vomiting!! unfortunately you might not feel like going out on Thursday if you get it.

"I always wanted to be a Cathar, much cooler than being a Huguenot. More mountains and castles by far. The Pyrenees have always been just way better than the Alps. More imagination and less cuckoo clocks." Not really being much fun being a Cathar - hating the human body as the physical manifestation of the devil's clothing of the divine soul. Nice castles though.

Without getting into specifics, a cyclist on the way to work is just that, whilst a bus driver is doing his job and I would have thought that at least some of his training should have told him how to cope with such situations, and that he didn't seem to cope with this one very well.

Good luck in the future - you will be sorely missed.

Most liked Estate Agent - shouldn't that be least disliked Estate Agent? Otherwise we are in oxymoron territory.

Didn't see the first one - quite enjoyed the one last night - after seening how shite Swedish summers are I feel less about the ones we get here.

CAN I ASK WHY YOU GAVE UP EATING MEAT IN THE FIRST PLACE? When I gave up meat there was no choice of organic or free range and I decided that I didn't want to eat food that came from animals that has suffered and were possibly pumped full of steriods and antibiotics. Then I discovered that no meat meant little or no bloatedness or tiredness after a large meal, and a much better digestion (no more IBS) so although the reasons above are not as relevant, I don't want to take meat up again. My partner dislikes the taste and texture of meat so a meat-free lifestyle works very well for us.

I wonder how they plan to prove that it was you who put the offending article in the wrong bin? Lots of "private" bins in Southwark are accessible to the general public.... Yep - the amount of normal 'rubbish' I find thrown into my brown garden bin is ridiculous - not to mention the rubbish in my front garden.

Still its only 22 days to Boxing Day and it's all over for another year.