Moos

Perhaps you could get another one and use them as ear plugs.

Hiff it. It wouldn't press well.

sophiesofa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > People who don't use "my" eg. I saw Mum yesterday > when she's their mum not mine. Hang on sophiesofa, whose Mum would it be? 'Mum' is used like a name, so if you know the person referred to it's legitimate. Same for naming a friend who is mutually known to both parties: - I saw Nigel on Friday, he's been made redundant - Nigel who? - You know, my friend Nigel = bad but - I saw Nigel on Friday, he says hi - Oh yeah, how's he doing? = OK

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- love the 10 things I hate about you, > take on Taming of a shrew! I love 10 things, even though it has Julia Stiles in it, who is a bit rubbish. Especially like the paintballing scene, sigh.

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > A pumpkin is not a root vegetable! Isn't it? Bon3yard, his name was Daniel Gallagher, but you definitely get the point; I would not have guessed that.

Hmm, 8 minutes. Next time I had better try harder. DaveR, you SHALL go to the ball!

Well, I guess that might get us into the Mail.

Sorry to have been slow. After a suffering oppression and excess exposure to carbon, I achieved my happy ending by means of a root vegetable, some rodents and some liquid sand. Or was it fur? Variations abound.

You kids is bad innit. My time is definitively worthless, I'm a penpusher.

Rick Blaine

*adopts deep voice, and smooths grey spikes* And you haven't seen ME for a while, have you?

And is life now beautiful all the time? They're coming to take me away, away, away.... To the funny farm - where life is beautiful all the time They're coming to take me away....

Did he have slightly spiky grey hair? *naughty grin*

I'm afraid *Bob* didn't invent the bamboo torture, although it may be apocryphal. And bringing the Bahamas into it just isn't fair. How can we compete with that weather and those beaches? Seriously though, the Bahamas is a really odd place with high levels of violent crime due to drug problems, and a really big affluence gap. It's completely normal to have bars on all your windows. The richest people are extraordinarily rich and usually white, and often not nationals, and live in gated communities. The poorest people are very poor and usually black and live in shacks. It amazes me that it made the top 10.

Apparently someone twitched their curtains at him, which is a deadly insult in many cultures.

You ain't got nuthin on how I feel about TedMax. It's making me abandon good English.

Shoulda seen where she kept the gerbil.

Bless your little heart.

And the squirting flower?

You'll have to take my word for it, but I just did an excellent impression of the mouse.

Ted Max Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- Better get the > Frowning Princess in instead - audience isn't > going to get lairy when it's got the Windsor > headscarf herself giving it the full beam from the > chair. Every time I start to think him alluring again..

Hey....

Filthy sense of humour already in place (genetic), and he has a Bob the Builder hard hat, so yes he can start on Monday.

Two year old son and his little pal, both obsessed with heavy machinery, are unfortunately unable to pronounce 'truck' properly, and tend to replace the 'tr' sound with an 'f'. It's nice to be greeted coming home from work by a toddler excitedly waving a toy and shrieking Dum'Fuck! Dum'Fuck!

Pretty sure some thieves particularly target people with buggies, knowing that the pusher's attention will be more on the child than on the buggy contents. I've heard of several cases first hand. Really sorry about what happened to you, slummymum - have a good grr and don't let it spoil your week too much.