"However I have known those who are 'very, very, drunk' to have quite genune accidents where their ability to get to and use an appropriate receptacle is overtaken by events " Well fair enough then, the old under-the-influence get out clause, "I was pissed so it doesn't count". - Oh I shat on the floor in the public loos - but i was pissed ! Oh, well no problem then, perfectly acceptable in that case. - I ran over your daughter - But i was pissed ! Oh well, be my guest, I hope your car wasn't too badly damaged, can I contribute to the cost of some new panels ? - I gave my girlfriend a black eye when we argued - but i was pissed ! Not a problem, please don't feel bad about it. No problem. If you can't handle your alcohol, it's not your problem, it's everyone else's.