*Bob*

There's something about the legs on the coffee table that just makes me really angry.

Jeremy, I see your sofas as being a bit like this - like the ones your folks have back home.

God spot, Ted. Looking at the picture now, the sofa seems more like the landspeeder from Star Wars, hovering over the tatooine desert, ridden by two young knights - preparing to do battle with their lightsabres.

It is, but the name 'perry' doesn't appeal to the male drinking market. Still, if Magners have managed to persuade teams of braying rugby players in Richmond that it's cool to drink an ice-filled glass shaped like a vase full of pink cider, then who knows what's possible?

I think I can still see the slight depression on that one where Linda's arse was.

Or Thunderbirds?

Another..

Great minds, Jeremy!

Agreed. Thanks to Daizie for bringing this to our attention. (If it actually happened)

Jeremy, I'm going to show you some leather sofas. Just say the first thing that comes into your head - like with an ink-blot test. Ready?

Penguin68 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The scenario seems very implausible - exposure > tends to be a solitary, not a group activity. So, three boys in school uniform, one with a sustained erection, running around Peckham Rye. As reported by our very own Daizie, poster extraordinaire with a colourful history of fairytale postings for the purposes of trolling, not to mention a penchant for registering undering several different names in order to back-up her own tall tales. Call me old-fashioned, but I might just wait and see if someone else to sights these wrongdoers before calling in an air strike on The Rye. If it is true, there's always the story of that boy who cried wolf.

Metal frames? Oh Jeremy.. what have you done?

Administrator Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- ..because daizie is not > allowed to post outside the Lounge for previous > abuse of the forum. For making stuff up and stirring?

woofmarkthedog Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > We have a couple of danish 60/70's vintage Stouby > leather sofa's & they are quite beautifully > distressed, in the winter we have dark brown > sheepskin rugs on them .Add a log fire & you > really can't complain about cold/ hot scenario Have you considered hiring-out for porn shoots? There's good money in it. Or if not, you can at least stay and watch.

I bet you've cut the cheese though haven't you, brendan? And I'll bet Jeremy has - on his Klippan Sofa with matching footstool.

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Bob - I bet your house is full of "billy" > bookcases really. With matching K?α?st?r > coffee tables. I love Ikea, Jeremy - for some things. But ultimately it's a false economy, in terms of time and money. If (for the sake of argument) you get all your furniture there, I'll warrant that you'll spend more time going there, and more money re-buying furniture than I will during my lifetime. So (putting the element of 'taste' aside, which is personal of course) your usual arguments of 'not being able to afford it' or 'not having the time' simply don't cut the mustard. RE leather sofas, I believe the height of manfacturing excellence to the 1970s-1980s, where (Keef) I believe your wishes for soft, cosy leather could be accommodated - in style.

Ha Ha I think what Jeremy is getting at is: Why spend a few hours looking for a tasteful leather sofa which will last you twenty years when you can spend the whole day going to Ikea to buy a horrible one for the same price - that lasts two years, and was shite in the first place. Right, Jeremy?

It was the thought that counted. If these days of MTV-munching suckers weeing their pants at Bruno's 'off the cuff' (ahem) Eminem stunt, you forget what an actual impromptu muck-about looks like.

Ahh.. "The Bird"

What's the 'poke it' sign?

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- Bob, Yes, your right , so should he have > been convicted for this ? What's 'should' got to do with it? He's very famous, very rich and he lives in America.

Wacko fans believe what they want to believe. They see the gentle Peter Pan who never grew-up and only feels happy in the company of innocence. I see the fcuked-up grown man who has a stash of porn and gets a buzz out of teaching kids how to w*nk.

Daizie? Any thoughts? Grown man sits at the bottom of your son's bed, plies him with booze, encourages him to masturbate..? Ok with that? Eee-heeee! I think not.

Huguenot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > As part of his trial he revealed that he lay on > the bed with boys having got them drunk, and > taught them to masturbate. Please Hugenot - remember the man did 'Thriller' (27 years ago). Surely we can turn a blind eye to these paedophilic bits and bobs?

Here you go, Steve