*Bob*

Looks like I missed this revolution yesterday. Is it over? How did it turn out?

Shu.Kurimu.Sensei Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Party's over, time to sail to another cove. Not > many places promote legal stuff the way TPB did. You seem pretty clued-up, Shu. Where should I go to pilfer my software now? I admit I'm pretty stacked for the moment (thanks to T.P.B.), but you know what it's like.. your OS changes.. and then you need to nick it all over again. Any suggestions appreciated.

EDKiwi Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- I'll just stick to my antipodean > slang I think :) Just abbreviate the word and add an 'o' on the end - that covers most things.

BBC4 has enjoyed ratings as preposterously low as 800 in its time.

Ah yes - barber-related head massage story. As it happens that's not 'the head massage story proper' I won't relay it here in full as it needs a certain amount of storytelling for proper effect. Suffice to say I went for a head massage for which - for one reason or another - I took my pants off, much to the delight of Mrs *Bob*, who'd booked it for me as one of those gifts you don't really want.

Ted Max Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I think it's the one where you get an erection > whilst having a head massage. Did I blab the sorry tale of my head massage on here in the past? Or is it just a lucky guess?

uh-urrrrr No, I do like the sound of that one (in principle), however, beer = potential conversation and hate it when I get a 'talker'.

Ted Max Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Where did you go, *Bob*, and how much was it? Guess.. go on.. have a guess, Ted.

(weird double posting)

A recent trip to the barbers has now brought me fully up-to-speed on the case (Wacko exclusive pages 1,2,tits,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,sport-yawn) I can't believe most of his left leg was made of plastic and nobody knew! Incredible - considering the moves he pulled.

Life begins at P20 these days.

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > A repeat of Quincy? A repeat of Columbo? A repeat > of Kojak? Anything else really would be better. Don't mess with me on this one, 'Looch.. when it comes to the daytime TV schedules, you'd have to get up early in the day to get one over on me (well, you'd have to get up before 9 for sure). Columbo is usually around a 3pm kick-off, and ITV4's nostalgiaZone is patchy (Randall and Hopkirk?.. piss off!) Of course being blessed with Freeview, a hard drive recorder and a stack of DVDs, there's no reason to watch anything as dire as 'Loose Women' at all. However, this breaks the golden rule of watching daytime telly: it has to be vacuous enough so that you can pretend you've just got it on in the background whilst you get on with your important daily tasks (ie nail clipping, yakking on phone, moving vases around pointlessly etc)

Christ almighty doesn't anyone round here do any work? No wonder the country's going down the u-bend.

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Can I bring Sean along as well? Depends on whether he's 'angry' today or not. I don't want him going off on one - you know what he's like.

Oh look, I am! Lovely.

.. OH to be sitting in the back garden doing diddley squat, drinking ice cold beer..

Actually I don't mind Loose Women. It's better than Bargain Hunt. It's akin to going down the pub with my girlfriend's aunties and a bag of amusing cock-shaped vegetables for entertainment - but then I guess that's the point. It's complete drivel, naturally, but it's on at 12.30pm.. what do you expect? A Bafta-winning documentary premiere?

david_carnell Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I suspect "class" was probably pretty bad in > feudal times! :( At least you knew where you stood back then.

I've seen some naked DIY from the back garden, so I guess anything goes round here.

Good luck to the plucky, dour, horse-faced Scot!

Quite right, Daizie. Nothing was proved. Wacko was just like a big child who never grew up, wasn't he? Him climbing into bed with a child was akin to two eight year-olds having a sleepover, wasn't it? All pillow fights and midnight feasts. Oh.. and some porn.

Prioritise proximity to entrance based on size of car being parked. Small friendly car - park next to entrance with a conveyor belt to get you to the door. Free coffee and shoe shine. Big stupid car - park at Dog Kennel Hill, walk over hot coals to entrance, arrive back to find car smothered in faeces.

Who's 'Maddona'?

Perhaps he is from Kent after all.

Tony.London Suburbs Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > No! "Our" Andy actually said "You Can't" Oh, I see. As in "You caaaaaaant".