*Bob*

He's got a foul mouth on him. I saw him shout 'c*nt' at least three times. Soap and water, Murray, soap and water.

I've just found-out this guy is Scottish! I thought he was from Kent. Lost interest now.

Considering the amount of running around you have to do as a parent during the average day, an extra fifty yards walk to the entrance of Sainsburys is utterly meaningless, should the parent parking be located further away. There's nothing 'essential' about it whatsoever. Parent parking away from the entrance, with a stack of kiddy-trollies laid-on special, makes sense. Then we can have even more room to accommodate parents who insist on eight foot wide six-wheel-drive cars with pumped-up suspension and bull bars on the front (also essential for urban living, it seems)

emc Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > God, what a bunch of snobs! - what you have > described is often the behaviour of lots of women > on a girls night out Exactly. Thus proving the rule that if you put more than six people of the same sex in a room and give them half a shandy each, they'll either get their tits out, or start comparing cock sizes (metaphorically speaking, of course). However - fair do's - I'm prepared to admit it's current scheduling slot makes it the most exciting thing on television at that time (unless you're really into Bargain Hunt)

Tony.London Suburbs Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > We have a resident splendid Guitarist in Mikecg. > > He has not been around much recently so I assume > he is on some kind of World Tour.... Technically speaking he was banned on account of "hoping somebody contracted a terminal desease, and rot and die so that he could can piss on their grave" but we can go with the 'World Tour' thing for the sake of niceties.

Looks like the beast went down somewhere around the building site for the New Harris Carpetright school. I do hope someone hasn't sliced the top of their head off in a sickening Casualty-style accident.

To be honest they might as well dispense with the formalities, wheel-on an enormous phallus at the start of the show for them to intermittently gawp at, and then spend the next hour drinking sweet white wine and flicking through 'Heat' whilst they get their hair done.

Cackling, screeching, end-of-the-pier, faked-tanned, Sheila's-Wheels insured, leering harpies.

United in poor taste then - good stuff. Rest assured, if there had been a more entertainingly-named shop in Camberwell selling sporting and fashion goods (say, "Fellatio World", or perhaps "Beanflicker City" etc) then I would have gone for that. Alas, Rimworld is the best there is - by a country mile.

I'm glad you're honest, Maurice. Have you chuckled at 'Rimworld', Alan, or must you persist with the dreary 'Homophobe' tack to win a point or two?

You're right. There's nothing that anyone, gay or straight, would find in the slightest bit amusing about Rimworld. Back to the grown-up debate. I didn't know you had ginger hair, Alan?

I'm not joking, Maurice. Pop down the Walworth Road and see for yourself. Alan does Tuesday - Saturday.

Maurice Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Alan I do worry about you dear boy. > Have you suffered a job loss? Is all okay over on > the estate? Yes, I'm afraid Alan lost the paper round. But he's managed to find seasonal work in 'Rimworld', so it's not all bad news.

Alan Dale Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You seem a bit jealous *Bob*. I agree it's a lovely house. It must get annoying fishing beer cans and condoms out of your front garden most mornings though. Not to mention stepping in vom when you open the door for Ocado.

Be careful, Woof. Many go in. None come out.

The owners would do well to bear in mind it's in Camberwell (five minutes walk from the Silver Buckle) - and drop the price accordingly.

Maurice Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Agreed. My neighbour is selling. Ah yes. How long has that one been on the market for again?

I didn't know Groucho Marx did interviews. Nice archive footage but I'm struggling to see any relevance RE 'objective and intelligent discussion about music'.

I still don't think you've fully grasped the importance of the whole 'nice house/shit area' equation.

Still hankering after that Cleaver Square flat-front, Maurice?

You can't reverse the question until you've answered it, Maurice. Where are the shittest places in Camberwell, after the Silver Buckle? In your opinion?

Not much to report, I suppose.

I can't see anything about it on the Nunhead Forum. Therefore, I'm pretty sure this 'Frank' place doesn't exist.

Where should the axe fall next, Maurice? In your opinion?

This certainly is news! I never would have thought, or suspected - for even a moment - that Wacko's children might not be his. Next week: Pope Catholic Shocker