Rhinestone Cowboy

Saw this at the w/e. I did not read the comics and had no clue what it was all about before I laid out ?14.50 at odeon westend Very much enjoyed the film and the experience the sound was fantastic and pretty sure the seats vibrated. The SILK lady was very much highlight for me here walking around in stockings and the hair flowing in the breeze yummy. Bet the IMAX would have been even better 8/10 for me

Great w/e of sporting action, Liverpool were a joy to watch Arsenal back on form. England smashing France was tops as I work with 2 french guys. Now West Ham have paid off Sheff Utd ?15-?25 mio if we win tonight thats 42 points and safe.Happy me Irons.

Popped in for Sunday lunch after a walk in the woods, very different and agree with comments about hotel bar/resturant. Food was nice and turnaround was quick. Think it will be a great place in the summer as the garden is large and lots of space. Would return.

Eve all, any tips for Thursday just been given first class train ticket and found out I'm in a box on finishing line which is nice. Also is it rude to shout "cmon the six dog" ?

Oer I ride a silver scooter around Friern road area but normally 8am on the way out and then 7pm on the way back. Please do not throw stones at me I think my bike is quiet and standard but please point out if my 125 is starting to sound like a Harley. thanks.

To the zookeeper in 1978 who replied 'I'll tell you when you're older' when I asked him why one of the monkeys stuck its tongue up another one's arse: I'm 38 now and still waiting for that explanation.

It is said that gentlemen prefer blondes. I hope then that lesbians prefer brunettes, otherwise we might have to organise some kind of rota system.

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Wimbledone Fc ?

Liverpool 3 v Sunderland 0 Portsmouth 1 v Chelsea 3 West Brom 0 v Arsenal 1 Blackburn 1 v Everton 0 Fulham 4 v Hull 0 Man City 2 v Aston Villa 2 Newcastle 1 v Man Utd 1 Stoke 2 v Bolton 1 Tottenham 0 v Middlesbrough 4 Wigan 1 v West Ham 0

Arsenal 1 v Fulham 0 ( Do West Ham a favour ) Chelsea 2 v Wigan 0 ( Do West Ham a favour ) Everton 1 v West Brom 0 Middlesbrough 0 v Liverpool 3 Man Utd 0 v Spurs 1 Hull 0 Blackburn 0 West Ham 1 Man City 0 ( Oer are we 7th already ) Bolton 1 Newcastle 1 Aston Villa 3 Stoke 0 Could be a nice w/e

The Lesbians next door bought me a rolex for my birthday I think the must have misunderstood when I said I wanna watch.

Antony was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father dies, he decided that he needed a wife with whom to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die and I'll inherit $65 million." Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother. Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

He will be Arse top scorer next year. Henry was out of sorts Drogba was pony I know he already has 2yrs so it takes him a little longer.

HICKS DENIES BENITEZ WILL QUIT Sources close to the Liverpool co-owner have dismissed rumours that Rafael Benitez is on the brink of leaving the club. The Spaniard's future appeared uncertain this morning as leading bookmakers suspended all bets on the prospects of him staying at Anfield. However the Hicks camp claims that despite the antagonism between the owners and manager, they will not allow Benitez to walk away. Guess Rafa on his way to Real Madrid then.

Was this at Everton?

Great to see Jose back on the tv, I'm sorry but it was not a penalty but great the way he went on about Man Utd and refs. We need more like him in the premiership to shake things up. Man utd better team with lots of energy.

InterMilan 1-0 Man Utd 6-1 odds It's great being a west ham fan get to enjoy champs league and no worries on how crap were are going to be. Very much looking fwd to seeing Jose smash the mighty red army. Don't say it often but well done to spurs last night Character and all that coming through.

Middlesbrough fans have been told to sit down and be quiet during matches at their team's Riverside Stadium by a club official. Safety officer Sue Watson had letters handed out to fans during Saturday's 0-0 home draw with Wigan Athletic asking them keep the noise down as they had received complaints from some supporters. Nice.

An elderly man bought a brand new Holden Monaro. He took off down the road, pushed it up to 130 kph, and was enjoying the wind blowing through his scalp. This is great,' he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed. But then he looked in his rear-view mirror, and there was a Police Car behind him, blue and red lights flashing. I can get away from him with no problem' thought the man and he floored it some more, and flew down the road at over 210 kph to escape being stopped. Then he thought, 'What the hell am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing' and pulled over to the side of the road, and waited for the Police car to catch up with him. The Policeman pulled in behind the Monaro and walked up on the driver's side. 'Sir my Shift ends in five minutes and today is Friday the 13th. If you can give me a good reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.' The man looked back at the Policeman and said, 'Last week my wife ran off with a Policeman, and I thought you were bringing her back.' The Policeman said, 'Have a nice day.'

Was in the Gowlett for a few drinks and pizza Sat night It's a great pub, Nice Pizza as well. will return.

Arsenal 3 Sunderland 0 Aston Villa 1 Chelsea 2 Bolton 1 West Ham 0 Man Utd 1 Blackburn 1 Middlesbrough 0 Wigan 0 Stoke 1 Portsmouth 2 Fulham 2 West Brom 0 Liverpool 3 Man City 1 Newcastle 2 Everton 2 Hull 4 Tottenham 0

Grant Best is correct . Sky sports Director in media match before the ground shut. Over to you Jaybee and hope you have got over dating disaster from last week.

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Who was the last player to score a hat-trick at the old Wembley Stadium?