Mark

the Crystal Palace Tavern, it's Keef's little oasis of paradise

Perhaps you could eat some asparagus beforehand for the extra smelly repulsion effect, but make sure you don't get it on your shoes as you shuffle round the garden, especially if you're a woman.

I've had an email from the perpetrator who apologised and says he would not knowingly have walked past any left mess. Fair do's.

good point interestingly made although the issue here is about dog pooh and the dog walker's responsibility to pick it up

woman goes to doctor with sharp chest pains doctor asks her to get undressed and them examines her says "you have acute angina" she says "Thanks, doc, but what about these pains in my chest?"

I didn't take any pictures and couldn't pick it out in a lineup but I could point out the location of the deed if CSI want me to.

I just saw Clarence (the dog from the Bishop) have a sh*t on Goose Green and the person who was walking him, bald bloke wearing long shorts, just left it there, steaming away about 6ft from a dog pooh bin.

I just saw Clarence (the dog from the Bishop) have a sh*t on Goose Green and the person who was walking him, bald bloke wearing shorts, just left it there, steaming away about 6ft from a dog pooh bin. New thread

rubbish

my copy of Fred Deakin's The Triptych's just arrived (after rob recommended it a while back) and it's brilliant. Check this out for the Disc 1 tracking listing: 1. Appa - Badmarsh & Shri 2. Spin - Impossible Dreamers 3. Mr Matawe - Flying Fish 4. Selecter - Selecter (1) 5. Private Party - Nunn, Bobby 6. Disco Dynamite - Mr. Flash 7. Amor Dei - BBC Radiophonic Workshop 8. Perpetuum Mobile - Penguin Cafe Orchestra 9. Ode To Joy - Seeger, Pete 10. Want 2 Need 2 - Phillips, Sharon 11. Kita Kita - Lawal, Gasper 12. Funk Music - Angel, Dave 13. Adolescent Sex - Japan 14. Touch Of Jazz - Straker, Nick 15. Don't Be Cruel - Swan, Billy 16. One Way Ticket - Mama Cass 17. Music Box - Native Force 18. Rocker - Thin Lizzy 19. Funk Soul Sensation - Jemini The Gifted One 20. Supernatural Thing - Siouxsie & The Banshees 21. Nothin' - NORE 22. Come Together - Graffiti (1) 23. Straw Dogs - Tomahawk (2) 24. Ooh Baby (I Believe I'm Losing You) - Hawks, Billy 25. Coffee In The Pot - Supergrass 26. St Louis Blues - Wills, Bob & His Texas Playboys 27. It's Better To Have (And Don't Need) - Covay, Don 28. He's On The Phone - Saint Etienne 29. Sometimes Always - Jesus & Mary Chain 30. My Resistance Is Low - Cribbins, Bernard (note the those last two tunes) and there's 2 more discs of this brilliance!

beeper goes off, sorry, they need me urgently down at HQ, dulwichmum you take my turn

here, have my stool Dulwichmum, this should be a good game

*enters room* Don't miind me, I couldn't resist finding out what happens next *pulls up a stool, pops open a beer and waits for the final frame*

*quietness descends on the room again*

It?s possible but very unlikely that they'll eat cats, they're more likely to eat guinea pigs and rabbits because they're easy to kill.

and you can blame it on the government. They discussed urban foxes in the Lords and the fact that foxes trapped in North London were transported to South London and in a break between lots of guffawing Lord Whitty replied "...I believe that if I were a fox in north London, the leafy plains and delicious food in Dulwich would probably attract me without the need for me to be put into a cage". Here, here, I say. Or is it hear hear? You can read the transcript here Anyway, here's a DEFRA PDF document about what to do, I like the bit that says you can't use expolsives to control them.

You can get 'mammal repellent' from a DiY store or a motion detector that will spray water when they come in the garden or get the council to trap it and take it away (expensive).

Back to Chris Dickson a sec: According to the Charlton Athletic website following their signing "... Charlton have also agreed to play a pre-season friendly against Dulwich over the next two seasons." cool

*gives the captain an appreciative nod, exits the hot tub and puts on his Star Wars towelling dressing gown* *goes to the Captain's table, get's bread out of big bread bin with BREAD written on the side and makes a fish finger sandwich with ketchup and tartare sauce* *takes sandwich and a glass of Ribena outside to relax on the sunlounger* *thinks to himself "nice"*

Page 2 the other side of the Rye towards Nunhead but not as far as the Nun's Head. Went there once, good food, good Guinness, comfy seats, open fire, we liked it. Still, I don't know if it's the best sunday lunch in South London that ratty was talking about.

I'm getting a feeling that there might soon be a vote for the best Sunday lunch in East Dulwich on this website. As people have mentioned the Rye, the White Horse and Page 2 perhaps it could be the Best Sunday lunch in East Dulwich and close by. We might do it in two rounds, first round starting Monday for one week, list all the Sunday lunch places, people vote for their favourite and the top 3 (or 5) get through to the final which will be 4 weeks later. This will give people a chance to try out the various places. What do you think? Oh, and does anyone have a list of Sunday lunch places in and around East Dulwich?

Page 2?

he's gone! "CHARLTON have completed the ?50,000 signing of Dulwich Hamlet striker Chris Dickson on a two-and-a-half-year contract." read more Good result on Saturday, we won 3-0

Or we all try and work from home more, or cycle to work, or walk to Peckham Rye station to get the train.

I did, you can see their reply in this thread