Alan Dale

Mike and the Mechanics -Living years Streets - agree with you Sean but also the one about not going to church and having a dead dad from the crap album. Theme developing here. Rolf Harris - two little boys. No mention of dead dads in that. My Dad's fine by the way, as far as I know that is, he's currently en route to Galapagos so he's not completely out of the woods...

Enjoy your lunch *Bob* - you've earnt it.

Now that you've dropped the pretence why don't you give it the full gun? What are you driving? What's your house worth and how much did you net last year?

4As and mortgage free. You're the man *Bob*.

Maybe at Sheffield.

It's a hobby Keith. A bit like 'A' level airfix.

Next you'll be saying that you lied when you said you had no arms!

I guess the administrator wanted to hear more about your 40 UCAS point perfect score at A level. I hope your not including general studies or music by the way...

Sorry Ted - the boys are back in the barracks.

Yeah *Bob* put your 4A cock away!

You mean the Virgin Mary?

I was struggling prior to that last edit!

Usually *Bob*. I was happy working in Sainsbury's bakery and copping off with the girls off check-outs. I wouldn't have left if my parents hadn't encouraged/forced me. As I say happiness as an end in itself is a pretty low aim. Whilst I can empathise with your 'aim low - you'll never be disappointed' outlook it's certainly not one that I would advocate.

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The thing is, Alan, I had no interest in > 'dominating the city, the media and politics' - > being happy seemed more important. > > But then each to their own. You should have gone for a labotomy then. Any fool can be happy.

I like the bit where you looked to see who from your school has applied. Ha ha! No interest in the esteemed list of graduates who dominate the city, the media and politics but that spotty kid who's doing further maths wants to go there. Brilliant. Surely you can laugh about it now? At least make sure your kids get better advice eh? Don't be so proud as to martyr your kids...

4As then off to Sheffield?! Hilarious. Now that you've grown up a bit you must be kicking yourself.

Nice one *Bob*, sailed through the interview, got your offer, 4 As then off to... Sheffield. Whoops.

Same goes.

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sean.. at least let Alan finish telling us how > well 'ee can 'aandle 'imself (yawn) Sounds like Lordship Lane is becoming the sort of place where you need to be able to handle yourself. 'I rejected Oxford/Cambridge' yeah *Bob* - me too. I barely gave Harvard a second glance either...

And you are scared of going out in Oxford...

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Alan Dale Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Sheffield is home to the 22nd and 87th best > > universities in the country. No wonder so many > > forumites studied there. > > No-one picks a University destination based on the > results its students attain. Didn't anyone tell > you that? I'm sure you rejected Cambridge because you had a life long ambition to study in Sheffield so you could go and see Wednesday and get the train out to Cleethorpes on bank holidays.

> Do you think gentrification in Dulwich has been a > good thing or a bad thing? > Good thing. > Has it gone too far? > No. > Where do u think it will end? > > Frankie and Benny's New York Style Italian Steak House, multiplex cinema, and a bowling alley.

Sheffield is home to the 22nd and 87th best universities in the country. No wonder so many forumites studied there.

Sheffield Hallam *Bob*?

http://jobs.iceland.co.uk/live_vacancies.php?id=vacancies Looks like they need a trainee store manager. Prospects...