Jah Lush

Good morning Admin. Just one question to ask you. How come the Football Focus thread I started is now credited to jenniejenjen10?

Was at White Hart Lane last night. Spurs were fantastic. We played some beautiful football and it could have been six-nil. No surprise that Aston Villa haven't won away from home in a year with the negative tactics they displayed. To quote the late great Bill Shankly "they were lucky to get nil." Up to third place with a game in hand. I'm feeling confident that we can at least qualify for Champions League again next season. Good to see Harry back in the dugout too.

Morty visits Doctor Saul, the veterinarian, and says, "My dog has a problem." Dr. Saul says, "So, tell me about the dog and the problem." "It's a Jewish dog. His name is Irving and he can talk," says Morty. "He can talk?" the doubting doctor asks. "Watch this!" Morty points to the dog and commands: "Irving, Fetch!" Irving, the dog, begins to walk toward the door, then turns around and says, "So why are you talking to me like that? You always order me around like I'm nothing. And you only call me when you want something. And then you make me sleep on the floor, with my arthritis. You give me this fahkahkta food with all the salt and fat, and you tell me it's a special diet. It tastes like dreck! YOU should eat it yourself! And do you ever take me for a decent walk? NO, it's out of the house, a short pish, and right back home. Maybe if I could stretch out a little, the sciatica wouldn't kill me so much! I should roll over and play dead for real for all you care!" Dr. Saul is amazed, "This is remarkable! So, what's the problem?" Morty says, "He has a hearing problem! I said 'Fetch,' not 'Kvetch".

If this doesn't have you salivating. Nothing will. Nom nom nom. Ganapati Main Courses

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I really don't think a Clash reunion would have > made sense. > > I can understand the Sex Pistols coming back for a > pay day, as frankly they never really stood for > anything much. But The Clash were different. I find it very hard to believe you've said that. The Pistols were the real deal. There was no one to touch them in '76/77. They were it. The Clash however, were mostly a bunch of chancers that would have jumped on any bandwagon that was going. Good band though. Saw 'em a couple of times.

Haven't been for ages but thoroughly enjoyed the couple of occasions I've been. I don't remember it being pricey though. Must go back and eat there again soon.

Q: What's the capital of Greece? A: About ?2.50. -------------------------------- Sent by carrier pigeon.

Ah! Those little south American terms of endearment.

Scumbags.

Jeez! You really are a plonker Mac. Has she who must be obeyed seen this thread?

You can bet your bollocks she's seen this thread. Her friends on here would have alerted her to it. I'm really looking forward to her response. Sit back and enjoy the ride.

the-e-dealer Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Well then it WAS partly their fault they should > have kicked someone incompetent out NOT encouraged > you to keep them on. Yes, but would it have made good television? . . . Sent by Osmosis.

Afraid so. But that's got to be better than Blatter hasn't it? He was a top player after all.

A bird Otta? A bird? Don't be so sexist. You're talking about a DJ, a killer and a Queen here. Show some respect man.

I've just had a good long hard think about the dogs. There you go Minkey. Done.

Equally, I think Jones could do that job. MacEachran needs to get into Chelsea's first team first on a regular basis. Maybe a period on load at somewhere like Bolton would do him good and get some experience under his belt.

Hari Krishna temple.

DJKillaQueen outed as a builder! Who'd a thunk it? I bow down to thee thy Queen. Is there no end to the list of things this versatile and talented woman can/can't do?

What Hugenot and Moos said. Sorry, being lazy. Feck! I could murder a kebab.

It'll be camera person next.

Do they play Motown records in the Motown Caff?? Can you perchance groove to Stevie Wonder's My Cherie Amour whilst waiting for your skinny Latte Macchiato before boarding the train to Dullsville?

I'm giggling like a schoolgirl Parkdrive. Your wit is beyond compare. Back to last night's game. Agreeing with you Undisputed Truth. No flare in the midfield. No one to pick out a pass. The sooner young Wilshire gets fit again the better but should we really be placing so much hope on a 19-year-old? Anyway, it's good that that particular 43-year hoodoo has gone. Still, two wins from two games, beating the World Champions and no goals conceded. It's hard to have much to complain about.

You're obviously watching too much telly.

h1981 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm not very good with this linking stuff, but > here's a link (hopefully) to a recent article I > penned for the South London Press. It concentrates > on the pub's early/mid seventies music > heritage...thought it might be of interest...here > goes... > > http://www.slp.co.uk/news.cfm?id=42559&headline=Ic > onic%20pub%20hit%20right%20note Excellent stuff. Saw just about all of those mentioned around that time when it was the Newlands Tavern. It is still a fantastic little venue to see live stuff and really is worth a visit.

What! You're gonna have to look it up?