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Jah Lush

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  1. I was incognito.
  2. There were plenty of paps outside his house this morning as I left for work. He's only over the road from me.
  3. Man In The Street - Don Drummond
  4. Jokes Not Long (what the feck is that all about?) Chillax Awesome! I shall personally slap the next person who uses any of the above mentioned in front of me.
  5. What! You haven't already? I have never bought a Murdoch rag or subscribed to Sky. Fact!
  6. I concur Ms Curtain.
  7. Facists!
  8. Feck!!!
  9. Pool tables in the EDT.
  10. Nokia N8.
  11. Jah Lush

    a joke

    The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time. They decided that, in spite of two different 'specialties', they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel. Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist. Dr. Jones was the proctologist. They put up a sign reading: Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: "Hysterias and Posteriors". The town council was livid and insisted they change it. So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids" This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign. "Catatonics and High Colonics"......No go. Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives"....thumbs down again. Then came: "Minds and Behinds"....still no good. Another attempt resulted in: "Lost Souls and Butt Holes".......unacceptable yet again. So they tried: "Analysis and Anal Cysts".....not a chance. "Nuts and Butts"??.....no way. "Freaks and Cheeks"??.....still no good. "Loons and Moons"?.....forget it. Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with: Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones -- "Odds and Ends." Everyone loved it.
  12. I think we've been short-changed. Only four episodes and two story lines for this current "series".
  13. Jah Lush

    a joke

    Just after my wife had given birth, I asked the doctor, "How soon do you think we'll be able to have sex?" He winked at me and said, "Well, I'm off duty in ten minutes - meet me in the car park."
  14. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! There's some real wags at FIFA.
  15. I have a lot of sympathy for the teachers. (HONK HONK!) They do work hard and have to put up with a lot of shit. OK they get the holiday breaks that we don't but it's still not an easy job. Anyway, having said that I've also suffered the same fate (more or less) with my pension, as I am sure many others have - having to pay more in to get the same out. It's unfortunate but it's a basic fact that pensions in this country are fucked and so's the economy.
  16. Do you collectively own the lease? I had awful problems with my former leaseholders before we bought them out and then formed our own management company which saved us thousands. Got really fed up with constantly being ripped off. If you can do both it's worth the investment. Good luck. I only wish we could have done it sooner.
  17. And identical psycho twins by the look of things.
  18. Jah Lush

    Glasto

    Or when did you last eat?
  19. Mackeson, Warninks Advocaat. Vat 69 and Red Label Scotch Whisky.
  20. Jah Lush

    Glasto

    Oh no man. Windsor Free Festival man. Hawkwind and the Pink Fairies man. Don't touch the brown acid maaan. That's a fooking festival man. Where's Wally?
  21. Doesn't it just. But now I come to think of it I think it's more the under-rated genius of Creme Brulee.
  22. Soundtrack to the weather. Play LOUD! Argent - Thunder & Lightning
  23. Jah Lush

    Glasto

    I see where you're coming from DJKQ and I take your point, though I think Otta put it better and more simply. It's true that some people just shut their ears because they don't like "that kind of music" no matter what "that" kind of music may be. As to my own "taste" it is very eclectic and in that if I like something I like it. If I don't, I don't, no matter what genre it is from. I'm broad church and I'm broader than Broadway. Anyway... time for lunch. dum di dum di dum. Have a pleasant afternoon.
  24. Jah Lush

    Glasto

    DJKillaQueen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I think prejudice and taste are the same thing. Then you're sadly misguided.
  25. Jah Lush

    Glasto

    I don't deny she has a great voice. It's the banality of the material that sucks for me and I DO love all kinds of music.
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