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Hmmm....In that case you're Harry Cripps.

How very dare you. You utter utter utter utter utter barsteward! I've never been so insulted in all my life.

Seems I've joined a highly rated and exclusive club, unlike Alan Pardew.

What I meant was the new "recording" being released as a charity record to beat the X-Factor bollocks. It's Cage Against The Machine.

I was being optimistic Sean and I entirely agree (for a change) with what you've just written, and Quids, surely you mean Andy Gray? Edited to say this is my 10,000th post. OMG!!!

Hey Kingy, a friend of mine is on the official record and made a video on her camera phone of the "recording" session. So technically I've seen and heard it before.

All right I'll say it. He lost the dressing rooms at those clubs for allegedly shagging some of the players wives. He's got a five and a half year contract. Like I said before I don't think he'll last six months.

Thanks Sean. And Quids?

And that?

Annasfield Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > KTBFFH!! What's that mean?

The very loud and high pitched incontinent blathering like a fish wife down the phone of my work colleague. She has the same kind of grating voice of Bianca Jackson out of EastEnders and right now I could kill her.

To Gordon Brown's credit he kept us out of the Euro despite the constant prompting from The Bliar.

Sadly, Spurs are out of that one.

This cockerel isn't crowing yet either but having qualified in FIRST place Spurs will get an easier draw than Arsenal who finished SECOND in their group. It is entirely possible that we could go further depending on what kind of draw either of us get but I'm quietly confident that Spurs can beat any one of the teams that they may come up against in the next round. We entertain Chelsea at White Hart Lane on Sunday and I'm feeling pretty confident we can take all three points off them as well. I'm pretty sure the Man Utd and possibly a few of the Arsenal fans on here will want us to win that one too.

Martin Jol is a class act. No two ways about. A top bloke too.

Johnny Ace shot himself whilst playing a game of Russian roulette.

I was being generous. He really is crap isn't he. This from the Mirror's Oliver Holt - STUPIDITY in a football club owner should never be a surprise but Mike Ashley's sacking of Chris Hughton has raised the imbecility bar to new heights. Let's get this straight: Hughton gets the club promoted last season despite little investment from the owner; somehow he manages to mould a combustible headstrong set of players into a formidable unit again; he organises them into a side that exceeds expectations in the Premier League this season; thrashes Sunderland; wins away at Arsenal and gets the best out of Andy Carroll to the point where he is drafted into the full England side. And for this Hughton gets the bullet. Madness. No other word for it.

That shows a distinct lack of ambition from the directors at Newcastle United. Alan Pardew hasn't exactly covered himself in glory when it comes to managing football clubs. How is he any better than Chris Hughton? I predict a short tenancy. He'll be sacked within ten months.

For how many passengers?

A journalist rings Lib Dem Head Office and asks for a copy of their manifesto. "Sorry, we've completely sold out," comes the reply. "I know that," says the journalist, "but can I have a copy of your manifesto?"

Yes, I suspect a lot of the people on this forum were very young or not even born at the time. Obviously you were still a baby.

John Lennon was shot dead 30 years ago today. Where were you when you first heard the news? I was in the back of taxi coming home in the early hours after a very late night out uptown. As I settled into my seat the cabbie said "have you heard the news? John Lennon's been shot dead." He had the radio on and we couldn't believe what we were hearing. At the time I'd just moved into a flat in Townley Road and I had to get up a few hours later to go to work and I heard it again on the radio when the alarm woke me up and it was only then through the alcoholic fog in my brain that it started to sink in because they were playing his records non-stop.

Newcastle To Replace Hughton With Copy Of 1972 Magpie Annual.

No. But wait. It could be. ----------------------------------- This little lad is peddling down the street on his bike in Belfast when he gets hit by a car doing about 60 miles an hour An old woman rushes over to him and sees that he`s really badly injured. "An ambulance is on its way my son." She says " Do you want me to call for a priest?" "No thanks Ma'am." Says the little boy, "Sex is the last thing on my mind right now!"

Err.. that's hardly a joke is it? Where's the punchline? I fail to see what's so funny about someone being run over and killed.