Jah Lush

BIRTHDAY REMINDER This week we celebrate a special birthday! Monica Lewinsky turned 34. Can you believe it? It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees, and putting everything in her mouth. They grow up so fast, don't they?

Heart Of Glass - Blondie

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > leading inevitably to demands for a baby > > Will be here in April! > > The fags will be next go, followed friends deemed > 'a bad influence' > > Yeah she's trying to split me up from Jah Lush! > (only kidding Jah, you know she loves you). Heaven forfend! I told you you got married too young. You'll soon be stuck in the mortgage trap with a couple of saucepans biting your ankles and baby sick down your shirt with weekends spent in the Garden Centre and you'll be on here complaining about pubs that aren't child friendly and do crap roasts on a Sunday. *Stifles a yawn*. *(only kidding of course)*.

Atila Reincarnate Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > West Ham stuff the mighty Arsenal? They couldn't > stuff a marrow. Ah...Atila, how we've missed your insight and supreme knowledge of the game. I'd settle for a draw. It don't bother me.

That's very sad he was a great singer/songwriter with a unique guitar style. Liked a drink too.

We're Having All The Fun - Fun Boy Three

Julian Cope copes with his Farmers with Preparation Ouch!

No Fun - Iggy * The Stooges

Is it just me but I thought Torres was rubbish last night. He's not been the same player as he was last season. His first touch was poor. He hasn't got into any sort of rhythm this season and I suppose that could be down to persistant hamstring injuries. As for Rafa's comments on him and Gerrard being tired, what a load of bollocks. Why take off your best players when you need to win a match and in Gerrard they have a match winner. He could have taken off Babel or Lucas and put on Robbie Keane to play just behind Torres up front and Gerrard could have moved back into midfield. I think Benitez is too cautious. If you want to win games you have to be more positive and his selections and his substitutions are too negative. Sorry you Liverpool fans but I really can't see anyone else but Man Utd winning the Premiership this year. They are playing the most positive attacking football and deserve to be where they are and I can't see anyone catching them. Chelsea aren't good enough at home and it will be between them and Liverpool for the runners-up spot. As for Arsenal they need to buy players. This Arshavin deal is taking too long and they need new players at the back, and a dominent midfield destroyer. UEFA Cup football for them next season as I think Aston Villa will pip them for fourth spot. I'm hoping Spurs will continue to improve after a very good performance on Tuesday night but I can't see us getting any further than 7th or 8th this season but West Ham will also improve and have started to play good stuff and are scoring goals again. Zola's magic appears to be working and they look like they are growing in confidence. I hope they stuff the Arse at the weekend.

Alas, (not so) poor Iggy. I knew him well.

Harvey Smith?

I've seen another one with a different rugby player that did bare a striking resemblence to Lawrence Dallaglio.

Yeah I saw it briefly somewhere. I think it's Lawrence Dallaglio stark bollock naked clutching a rugby ball in an ancient Greek statue pose (without the erection obviously).

Never been able to watch an American football game without falling asleep through total boredom.

I know it was only Stoke City but Spurs were absolutely fantastic in the first half last night. Three-nill up in 25 minutes and playing fantastic football. Stand out performances from Aaron Lennon, Luca Modric and Michael Dawson. Marvellous. That's more like it Harry. More of the same please.

If You've Gotta Make A Fool Of Somebody - Freddie & The Dreamers

Welcome back Atila. Sorry to hear about your dad. Oi ratty! You're going down.

What I'd Say - Ray Charles

Isn't it time for your walkies?

He's back!

I avoid the strip at the weekend these days because...well, it's just crap. But if I want a relatively cheap pint I'll go to the Dog in the Village where a pint of Harveys in ?2.50 or venture up to Hoopers where they always have good deals on their beers and different real ales each week. But if you like Weatherspoons (I don't) and their cheap prices there is one a short bus ride away in Forest Hill.

I'm like this.

Very lethargic. Still recovering from the weekend's over-indulgence.

Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there. ''Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come. About 5:00." "Great", says Tom, "After six months out here I'm ready to meet somelocal folks. Thank you." As Lars is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you, be some drinkin'." "Not a problem," says Tom. "After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em." Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. "More'n' likely gonnabe some fightin' too." "Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right. I'll be there. Thanks again. " "More'n likely be some wild sex, too." "Now that's really not a problem," says Tom, warming to the idea. "I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?" . . . . . . . . . . "Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us."

Going up to White Hart Lane tonight for what looks like a six-pointer against Stoke City. A must win for Spurs. Three points please Harry.