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Ah! but we do Ralphation, we do. It's just a bit of banter. Nothing else. We even drink in their pubs and they drinks in ours. It's a good cross cultural exchange that benefits us all.

Even their forum's a graveyard Michael. AFN = Always Fecking Nauseating.

White Wedding - Billy Idol

I only ever take my hat off when I go outdoors.

Mission accomplished for Spurs and Man City. Come on Pompey. You next.

Q. What does a Catholic priest and a pint of Guinness have in common? A. Black coat, white collar and you've got to watch your arse if you get a dodgy one.

Blue Jean - David Bowie

They've been to 'em all and now they're doing 'em all again.

Playing the Half Moon in Herne Hill this coming Sunday. The Handsome Family - Amelia Earhart The Handsome Family - Your Great Journey

Blue Jean Bop - Gene Vincent & The Blue Caps.

What Do Retired People Do All Day? Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres. So my wife called him a shit-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

Venus - Shocking Pink

Chablis

Life On Mars - David Bowie

I'm not surprised at all. I haven't been into Woolies for more than 20 years. Frankly it's been crap for decades and just hasn't moved with the times.

Sure, I got attitude man. Whaddya got?

Thank feck for that.

Viva Las Vegas - Elvis Presley. Oops, wrong thread.

I don't know Bonehead. What do you think?

Those weren't the fecking days you young scallywag. No such fecking thing. These are the days my friend. Try any pub in East Dulwich and it's better than that shit hole.

NNEWTON Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > i walked away from the cash point on Barry road > not taking the ?50 i'd just withdrew, the person > behind me didn't think to tell me and must have > pocketed it.. Were not all as perfect in east > dulwich as we like to think. I did the same with ?90 only last month in Lewisham, only thing was it was my last ?90 so I was skint until I next got paid. Grrr!

I was actually refused entrance in there a few weeks back because the management had recognised that I was already in an advanced state of refreshment. Fair enough but probably no more so than 99.9-per-cent of the clientele that were already getting plastered inside it's walls. It's a pub for feck's sake. People go there to get pissed. Oh! How I celebrated. Elsewhere of course.

On the plus side she was brilliant in Gavin & Stacey, is obviously a very talented actress and is rather pretty and she likes the Rolling Stones. On the downside she likes The Bishop. Urgh! Can't stand the place myself but there you go. Each to their own.

Science bores me almost as much as Sting bores me, but not quite. In fact not by a long shot. I'm only reporting the facts bon3yard, only reporting the facts. One likes to provide a service.

The facsimile building behind is definitely occupied. I go past it every day.