Jah Lush

That's spirit Brendan. Might I suggest a smoking jacket rather than a dressing gown though. One doesn't want to let the side down.

Actually, now you mention it Mr T. Mr HonaloochieB is world class. Always brings a smile to my soppy old boat.

Man flu? Girl flu? Nongenderspecific flu? Oh for feck's sake pull yourselves together yer fecking wussies. A Night Nurse (are you with me?) and a decent bottle of Cognac in the biggest balloon glass you can find will sort you out pronto.

I think I met Kate, albeit briefly. I did, I'm sure I did, outside having a fag I was. Just in from York if memory serves me well. Lovely girl. I'd almost forgotten how much fun these forum drinks are and the lovely people you can meet up with. I'm rather looking forward to the next one, wherever that will be.

I could murder a coffee right now. I feel like shit. I have a hangover from hell and I haven't slept in two days and I've had to come into work this morning after a night of serious debauchery and no sleep. Having said that I take Asset's approach to coffee making and the best is made at home. Always works best for me, though I'd quite like to go to Jamaica like EDOdie to have one, just as long as someone else is paying, I'll buy the coffee and someone else can pay the plane fare.

Will the meeting be delayed?, late or cancelled? I say this because I can't remember the last time I got on a train and it was on time.

So, you didn't eat in and just had a takeaway KK? Not the same thing really. Go for the full experience next time and post your review then. I'm sure you'll come away much happier.

My first EDF jolly up since last April and look what happens. I managed to give the EDT the swerve afterwards and didn't pass go and went straight to the Drum instead, which is remarkably still going and thank feck for that and all who sail in her, though I'd feel a hell of a lot better if I hadn't had to go to work this morning. I nodded off briefly and woke up in Stratford which is not really what I wanted to do at all. I need my bed. Edited:- because it's fecking hard to type when you're still smashed. My fingers are like a pound of sausages this morning and my head hurts...ouch.

Give to KK then. What the feck do I care. She's been posting long enough. Dedicated follower of the forum and all that stuff. Must want it badly. I met Jeremy last night in the flesh so to speak, albeit briefly and I have to say what a splendid chap he is, so he still gets my vote. Sorry KK and James.

Pah! I haven't been to bed yet. Fecking lightweight.

That swings it for me then then Keef. Jeremey gets my vote too.

Bollocks Sean. I'll never forget what that bitch did.

With you on that Cdonline. Here's a bit of Dylan for yer Thatch. And I hope that you die And your death'll come soon I will follow your casket In the pale afternoon And I'll watch while you're lowered Down to your deathbed And I'll stand o'er your grave 'Til I'm sure that you're dead Oh and you'll not be getting any money back if the your bank don't comply with the Bank Of England's cut.

As per usual the Daily Mash has it's finger on the pulse of the nation. Banks Are Thieving Bastards

lard Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What we need to start doing in this country is > actually making good stuff that sells elsewhere. > Everything else in whatever level of intricacy > just perpetuates the pyramid. Err...we did but Thatcher sold 'em all off.

Grrrrr! Feck!

Rhinestone Cowboy Wrote: > Manchester City 4 Tottenham Hotspur 0 You're having a laugh right? Don't matter what price you get off your bookies this is not gonna happen.

mockney piers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- I'll happily forgive Labour for all the > corruption, the incompetence, the shitty foreign > policy, the gold sales, the arrogance, the ID > cards, the erosion of civil liberties, and will > mandate them with my next vote, especially if GB > massages my feet too. Do you want a happy finish with the massage MP? It could be worse, we could be under the Tories.

Arsenal 2 Manchester United 3 Wigan Athletic 2 Stoke City 1 Hull City 2 Bolton Wanderers 1 Sunderland 2 Portsmouth 2 West Ham 1 Everton 2 Liverpool 3 West Bromwich 0 Blackburn Rovers 1 Chelsea 4 Aston Villa 3 Middlesbrough 1 Manchester City 1 Tottenham Hotspur 2 Fulham 2 Newcastle United 2

What bon3yard said and ok Keef Bent is improving, slowly but surely. I feel someone like Redknapp can only give him the kind of confidence he needs to put in the kind of performances that he is now beginning to show. His first hat-trick in five years though. Still needs to do better for me. Anyway he has created a nice bit competition for places up front with Pavlyuchenko and that can only be a good thing. Very entertaining game last night, Modric at his best, a hat-trick for Bent, Woodgate in total command at the back but Man of the Match has to go to Huddlestone who was superb throughout laying on all of Bent's goals and scoring a fabulous volley direct from a Bentley corner. I've got to mention the fans from Dinamo Zagreb who were brilliant and in fantastic voice all night and really added to a great atmosphere. They lit a few flares which reminded us that we were playing a European tie and when secrurity moved in they protested by all taking the shirts off. They continued singing, and banging their drums and blowing their whistles in time even after the game was long over. Even louder and more continuous that Pompey's away support and that's saying something.

Calamity James is a far better goalkeeper than that clown we've got at the moment.

And Diarra, Defoe and David James according to the tabs, though it looks like Diarra is on his way to Man City.

Just another way of pissing our money up the wall. I need to pay off some debts and the quicker I can do that then I've got more money to spend down the pub and hoorah to that.

I was on the phone for about eight seconds and hung up once I heard it was some marketing company prize thingy but they clamped the phone and that was the bill I got for the call. Bastards!!!!

Thanks for that. I once fell for a phone scam and ended up with a ?1,800 phone bill. BT were bastards and no help whatsoever and I had to pay the bill. ICSTIS traced the call to a fly-by-night company in Poland. Naturally I am no longer with BT.