Jah Lush

TillieTrotter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Why thank you Keef, I'm glad you confirmed my > status as a Lush;-) Seconded. A fine drinking partner and Grade A pub philospher.

Keep 'em coming. You can laugh all you want to but for us Spurs fans it just isn't funny. We'll be back.

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Taking your wife's advise and not doing shots, > shorts or drugs, and just sticking to pints, only > to wake up feeling like you've done 10 pills, drunk > a bottle of sambucca, and been bottled by someone! Quiet night in then was it Keef?

That is shockingly bad. I popped my head in the door last Sunday at around 2pm and saw that it was really packed with the usual roast beef brigade and decided to head for the Magnolia instead, which was very pleasant indeed. However, I don't want to diss the Plough as it has become a fairly regular haunt for me these days.

Nowhere Man - The Beatles

Hole In My Shoe - Traffic

Down In The Hole - Rolling Stones

Ooooh! This takes me back. Grace Jones - I've Seen That Face Before

Down In The Bottom - Howlin' Wolf.

Sitting On A Fence - Rolling Stones

Mrs Robinson - Simon & Garfunkel

I usually say "bollocks," after I've left the house only to return after walking 100 yards down the road and remember I've forgotten something, usually my passes or phone.

Sorry HonaloochieB, we'll have to go with jaybee22 as he/she beat you to it. Remember to F5 next time. Thorn In My Side - Eurythmics

Himself of course. Another string to his bow. The all-singing, dancing and cooking skills of Mistah Jamie Oliver, you're favourite mockney cockney cunt.

Hasn't it just old bean.

Can't understand the moans about this place. It's early days so give it another go. I've found it has really grown on me after just a couple of visits. I'm so bored with the rest of the bars on Lordship Lane and perhaps that is why I have found this place so refreshing.

Walking On The Moon - The Police

And the rest. He's buggered off back to Russia even though he's injured. Pavlyuchenko Joins Up With Russia Squad

This morning I received a phone call from an absolutely gorgeous ex-girlfriend who called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'old magic.' I was flabbergasted. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now," I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have." She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge.' "Yeah," I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my lack of muscle tone...stuff sagging, my teeth not as white and jowls like a Great Dane! She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.? She teased me, saying that tubby, grey-haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. Then she giggled, "I've put on quite a bit of weight myself!" So I told her to f*ck off.

Nay nay and thrice nay.

Up The Junction - Squeeze

He has a house nearby, though he spends most of his time in Hollywood these days but when in town often pops into the Dog. He used to come in a lot more when he and Kelly Brook were an item.

Pump Up the Volume - M/A/R/R/S

Yeah! Give me some. Flying Lizards - Money

Pump It Up - Elvis Costello