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Jah Lush

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  1. Atila, (there's two Ls in Atilla) you may or may not have noticed that there are quite a few other Arsenal fans on this thread who have not felt the need to resort to the kind of silly and pathetic little playground taunts that you've managed to lower yourself to with the minimum of ease and yet you say you've supported the Arse since '68. How come you show such signs of immaturity? Or are you as I suspect just another blockhead? We try to respect each other on here without feeling to the need to insult each other. Either behave yourself or f**k off. Also, European Cup Winners Cup as you've correctly pointed out yourself is now defunct. So that's two defunct Cups you've won and f**k all else. We've won two UEFA Cups as well as the the old European Cup Winners Cup. Just thought I'd point that out seeing as your such a stickler for facts.
  2. Ungrateful cow! Dump her mate, she's not worth it.
  3. Good joke and a very good point ClaireinSE22.(tu)
  4. Michael, I think there is a difference between being old and feeling old or acting your age as some might put it. The powers of recovery might not be what they were but we can still out drink and out drug most of these young whippersnappers if we so desire and that's down to experience. I might be getting older but I refuse to grow up. Denial as has been mentioned is probably a good idea too. 50 is the new 30 by the way. Always keep your sense of humour because if you don't you might as well roll over dead. Sorry to hear about the diabetes but as others have pointed out it's containable. Chin up!
  5. Good shout! Haven't heard them in years. Hippie or not Asset, I saw Little Feat back in the 70s and they were fooking dead cool n' funky and Lowell George played some neat slide.
  6. Yeah! What Keef said. (Also, Spurs have won three European tropies) Arsenal...um..Fairs Cup '68? the year you started supporting them.
  7. I have enjoyed some of Radiohead's stuff in a small way in the past but on the whole I find them boring, dull, tedious miserablists. I tired of them years ago. I blame them for other boring, dull, tedious miserablist shite like Coldplay. Bastards! Music for bed wetting students as someone else once said.
  8. barrymarshall Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > I wonder - have you heard an album called "Flesh > of my Skin" by Keith Hudson? I've been trying to > get a copy (CD or vinyl) for ages, with no > success. The vinyl will now be ultra-rare, but it > was re-issued on CD several years back. You can get a CD version of this on Amazon.co.uk. I may well get a copy myself as I don't have it. I got Pick-A-dub years ago though which is great.
  9. Crystal Palace is another one too. Ooooooh! Aaaaaah! Not big on fireworks myself but I guess kids like 'em.
  10. Jah Lush

    a joke

    A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says 'Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the motorway. You're going to be OK, you'll walk again, everything, but something happened. I'm trying to break this gently but your willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it.' Now the bloke groans a bit but the doctor goes on, 'You've got ?9000 compensation coming to you and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did, better in fact. But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's a thousand pounds an inch.' The bloke perks up at this. 'So the thing is' the doctor says, 'it's for you to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before and you decide to go for a nine incher she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time she might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision.' So the bloke agrees to talk with his wife and the doctor comes back the next day. 'So' says the doctor 'Have you spoken with your wife?' 'I have.' says the fellow. 'And has she helped you in making the decision?' 'She has' says the bloke. 'And what is it?' asks the doctor. . . 'We're having a new kitchen'
  11. Yeah, very good. Do you reckon that Bertrand has been reading Will Self's The Book Of Dave?
  12. Ok, let's skip to a commerical break and have a Guinness or two with the dubmaster Lee "Scratch" Perry. Guinness
  13. I agree with you Mockney but that is rather stating the obvious isn't it. But fair play to you for saying so.
  14. Oh come on Mockers don't be such a pedant, we are talking about music after all.
  15. Where do I sign?
  16. Thanks for the link to the article Barry. I seem to have most of the stuff he mentions on there too.
  17. Crystal Palace FC may have gotten rid of their manager Peter Taylor but I don't think they'll be that desperate.
  18. Jah Lush

    a joke

    Old McDonald was dyslexic E-O-I-O-E.
  19. Jah Lush

    a joke

    I'm a dyslexic Satanist, I worship the drivel.
  20. It's true that Gordon Brown has made a bit of a PR cock-up on the election thing but really he just doesn't have to call one. Why bother when he can be there for another two years anyway. Their policies may be very similar to the Tories these days but I like the fact that Brown looks like a Bond villian with his strange grimace and dodgy eye. I can just see him stroking a purring cat on his lap.
  21. King Tubby Meets The Rockers Uptown is indeed one of the best dub albums ever. I have God knows how many dub/reggae records but I hadn't heard that Blood & Fire had closed down which is a terrible shame as they have been re-releasing a lot of the great classic albums and reggae compilations since their inception. By the way wasn't Mick Hucknall of Simply Red (urg!) a major shareholder/owner of the company? Hopefully Trojan or Pressure Sounds can step in there with the re-release of some of those great back catalogues.
  22. Siduhe Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Is that the one with the Pearly King and Queen on > the cover? If so, I got a copy (Melford Road). I'm on Melford Road too but I didn't get mine delivered, not that I'm losing any sleep over it.
  23. That's all we need another smug gooner who thinks they've got it all sewn up already. Where were you when they were boring the pants off everyone? Probably running around the playground with your Man Utd top on I should think.
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