Jah Lush

Think it'll be a little closer than that this time Citizen but I still think we can win it despite their clear advantage of having a plastic pitch. Have already booked the day off so I can watch the game in it's entirity in the CPT.

Of course Bob, there were always punch-ups on the Lane years ago and for the most part that seems to have gone and the place is all the better for it but I think what may have happened on this occasion is two big sporting events, people spending all day drinking in the pub. Not that that should be an excuse for such boorish and thugish behaviour. Unfortunately some people get aggressive when they've had to much to drink and ruin things for everyone else.

Ouch! Yes and ouch again. Another excellent evening. Got in at 4.30am and then did it all again last night. So ouch!....Oh! might as well carry on, am stuffing my face and drinking a vat of some very nice St Emillion, rugby soon. Come On you Pumas, sorry Brandon. Slurp slurp.

They can think what they like. F**k 'em!

That's nothing. I'm 49, don't drive, not married, no kids. Blissfully happy without all the acoutrements of the things that weigh you down and ages us apart from a mortage and it gives me a wonderful sense of freedom and irresponsibility and I'm dead happy about it too.

29!!!! HeidiHi? That's not old. Anyway, who cares youth is wasted on the young.

What! No tongues?

Abba (obviously)

The Dulwich Woodhouse, The Clockhouse, CPT and I think the Magdala is childfree too.

Love this band. Has anyone got their new album yet? The Coral Bill Mcall

I'm not sure where I'll be watching it yet but think you might like this. Gingerbread Haka

I was in two scout troops and was kicked out of both of them for unruly behaviour.

A man feeling very depressed walked into a bar and ordered a triple Scotch. As the barman poured him the drink he remarked: "That's quite a heavy drink. Is something wrong?" After quickly downing his drink the man replied: "I got home and found my wife in bed with my best friend." "Wow", exclaimed the barman as he poured the man a second triple Scotch, "No wonder you needed a stiff drink. This one's on the house." As the man finished the second Scotch, the barman asked him, "So what did you do?" "I walked over to my wife," the man replied, "looked her in the eye and told her that we were through. I told her to pack her bags and get the hell out." "That makes sense," said the barman, "but what about your best friend?" "I walked over to him, looked him right in the eye and said 'Bad dog!'"

I want one of these. I don't drive so I'll be employing a 6ft statueque beautiful brunette with large chest and legs up to her neck to chauffeur me around...when I win the lottery that is. Well, I can dream can't I?

Paddy died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly and the morgue needed someone to identify the body. So his two best friends, Ian and Dermot, were sent for. Ian went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. He said: "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." So the mortician rolled him over and Ian looked and said: "No, that ain't Paddy." The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he brought Dermot in to identify the body. He took a look at him and said: "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Dermot looked down and said: "No, that ain't Paddy." The mortician asked: "How can you tell?" Dermot said: "Well, Paddy had two arseholes." "What? He had two arseholes?" said the mortician. "Yup, everyone knew he had two arseholes. Every time we went into town, folks would say...... "Here comes Paddy with them two arseholes."

England's greatest guitar God - Jeff Beck.

Yes, that's right Mockney but I seem to remember it from before it appeared in Yes Prime Minister. I could be wrong of course. The Daily Heil never changes. Moustaches helped us rule the world eh! Lord Beaverbrook would have preferred a certain Austrian with a moustache to have ruled the world if he'd had his way.

Sad to say there are probably some people sad enough to go to all of them.

The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country The Times is read by people who actually do run the country The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country The Financial Times is read by people who own the country The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country The Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is The Sun is read by people who don't care who runs the country as long as she's got big tits!

Magdala on Sunday

One of the city's top heart surgeons died. At his funeral his coffin was placed in front of a huge replica of a heart made from red roses. When the vicar had finished the sermon, and everyone had said their goodbyes, the large heart opened up, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed again. It was a majestic tribute to the much loved cardiologist. Suddenly, one of the mourners burst into a fit of laughter. The man sitting next to him was irritated by his insensitivity and asked: "Why are you laughing?" The man replied: "I was just thinking about my own funeral, I'm a gynaecologist..."

citizenED Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Is the new PJ better than "Songs from the > City....", Jah. Never liked her before, but that > album was sh*t hot. > > citizen Songs from the City was a great album and so is White Chalk. It's definitely one of her best if not the best thing she has done. It's a lot quieter, mostly piano led with acoustic accompaniment, no shrieking vocals, or heavy bass or slashing guitars, she sounds almost childlike and ethereal. It's only 35 minutes long and it gets better with each listen. I can't recommend it highly enough. Superb!

Well, Anna it's not like we're playing Brazil is it but I suspect Russia next week will be a whole different prospect to the game at Wembley especially on the artificial pitch which I feel gives dem Ruskies a clear advantage.

Cyprus 0 Wales 4 England 4 Estonia 0 Greece 2 Bosnia-Herzegovina 1 Republic Of Ireland 2 Germany 2 Scotland 2 Ukraine 1

I remember that one and I also remember:- "Jesus Saves but Dalglish gets the rebound."