Jah Lush

Abba (obviously)

The Dulwich Woodhouse, The Clockhouse, CPT and I think the Magdala is childfree too.

Love this band. Has anyone got their new album yet? The Coral Bill Mcall

I'm not sure where I'll be watching it yet but think you might like this. Gingerbread Haka

I was in two scout troops and was kicked out of both of them for unruly behaviour.

A man feeling very depressed walked into a bar and ordered a triple Scotch. As the barman poured him the drink he remarked: "That's quite a heavy drink. Is something wrong?" After quickly downing his drink the man replied: "I got home and found my wife in bed with my best friend." "Wow", exclaimed the barman as he poured the man a second triple Scotch, "No wonder you needed a stiff drink. This one's on the house." As the man finished the second Scotch, the barman asked him, "So what did you do?" "I walked over to my wife," the man replied, "looked her in the eye and told her that we were through. I told her to pack her bags and get the hell out." "That makes sense," said the barman, "but what about your best friend?" "I walked over to him, looked him right in the eye and said 'Bad dog!'"

I want one of these. I don't drive so I'll be employing a 6ft statueque beautiful brunette with large chest and legs up to her neck to chauffeur me around...when I win the lottery that is. Well, I can dream can't I?

Paddy died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly and the morgue needed someone to identify the body. So his two best friends, Ian and Dermot, were sent for. Ian went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. He said: "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." So the mortician rolled him over and Ian looked and said: "No, that ain't Paddy." The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he brought Dermot in to identify the body. He took a look at him and said: "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Dermot looked down and said: "No, that ain't Paddy." The mortician asked: "How can you tell?" Dermot said: "Well, Paddy had two arseholes." "What? He had two arseholes?" said the mortician. "Yup, everyone knew he had two arseholes. Every time we went into town, folks would say...... "Here comes Paddy with them two arseholes."

England's greatest guitar God - Jeff Beck.

Yes, that's right Mockney but I seem to remember it from before it appeared in Yes Prime Minister. I could be wrong of course. The Daily Heil never changes. Moustaches helped us rule the world eh! Lord Beaverbrook would have preferred a certain Austrian with a moustache to have ruled the world if he'd had his way.

Sad to say there are probably some people sad enough to go to all of them.

The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country The Times is read by people who actually do run the country The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country The Financial Times is read by people who own the country The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country The Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is The Sun is read by people who don't care who runs the country as long as she's got big tits!

Magdala on Sunday

One of the city's top heart surgeons died. At his funeral his coffin was placed in front of a huge replica of a heart made from red roses. When the vicar had finished the sermon, and everyone had said their goodbyes, the large heart opened up, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed again. It was a majestic tribute to the much loved cardiologist. Suddenly, one of the mourners burst into a fit of laughter. The man sitting next to him was irritated by his insensitivity and asked: "Why are you laughing?" The man replied: "I was just thinking about my own funeral, I'm a gynaecologist..."

citizenED Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Is the new PJ better than "Songs from the > City....", Jah. Never liked her before, but that > album was sh*t hot. > > citizen Songs from the City was a great album and so is White Chalk. It's definitely one of her best if not the best thing she has done. It's a lot quieter, mostly piano led with acoustic accompaniment, no shrieking vocals, or heavy bass or slashing guitars, she sounds almost childlike and ethereal. It's only 35 minutes long and it gets better with each listen. I can't recommend it highly enough. Superb!

Well, Anna it's not like we're playing Brazil is it but I suspect Russia next week will be a whole different prospect to the game at Wembley especially on the artificial pitch which I feel gives dem Ruskies a clear advantage.

Cyprus 0 Wales 4 England 4 Estonia 0 Greece 2 Bosnia-Herzegovina 1 Republic Of Ireland 2 Germany 2 Scotland 2 Ukraine 1

I remember that one and I also remember:- "Jesus Saves but Dalglish gets the rebound."

capt_birdseye Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I like my Faces SMALL Large or small I love 'em both. Have some more. Watch You Gonna Do About It

Deffo!

Call me an old git but Jimmy Greaves was God! The greatest goalscorer this country has ever seen. 44 goals in 57 caps. That's some strike rate. As to your question as to whether to play Owen or not. Yup! Stick him in there.

The Daily Mirror ran the story weeks and weeks ago but didn't feel the need to sensationalise it by putting it on their front page. The nurses have a very tough job to do and deserve a massive pay rise in my opinion. Funny though how it's the three riches clubs in the country if not the world with some of the highest wages going to their players that have been such skinflints though.

I think you speak for all Arsenal fans there, both on Cashley C??l and Thierry Henry. You'll get the same sentiments, and you're probably right about TH14's private life in his decision to go to Barca, but it has definitely had an enormously positive effect on the younger players that have been coming through in the last couple of years. I've got nothing but respect for Arsene Wenger in the way he nurtures young talent. Just look at Fabregas. 20 years old and he's some player already. Bloody hell! What am I doing waxing lyrical about the Gooners? And me a life long Spurs fan too. By the way I'm not far behind you at 49.

Am I the only person in East Dulwich still with only five channels? I've been thinking of upgrading for a long time but don't watch enough TV. This thread has certainly put me off Virgin Media and I'm not sure I want to deal with the Devil (Murdoch). What to do? Oh! and get well soon Shambles.

Dang it! Can't do either Piers but a good shout and must do so soon.