Jah Lush

James, you've opened up a can of ear worms. Good job I haven't heard it yet.

SimonM Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Would it be terribly bad form to cheer loudly and > roll on the floor laughing when Valencia win > tonight? >:D< I think that's an exellent idea. I may even go to the CPT tonight to do just that to the Chelski fans in there. Ha ha. Top shout Simon.

I just have to say that this thread is a load of shit.;-)

Sean, that's a very generous offer that I'm not sure I could take up. Gonna nip in the EDT first with my Liverpool daft niece around six, if I find out it's not on in there I'll try the Magdala. Anna, not on the telly on Sunday! Oh well probably have to do a Bob & Terry and try to avoid the score until MOTD2. I just hope they rest Torres on Sunday eitherwise we're done for. Well, we probably are anyway, I think we've only won up there twice in the last 80 years.

I tried doing that with my early 70s gear and blow me down Lionels made a comeback but alas my waistline had expanded by several inches so the charity shops got 'em instead.

I'm rather keen to watch the Liverpool v Marseille game tonight and wondered where it would be showing in ED. I'd prefer the CPT but I hear the Chelski fans normally get there way in there when they are playing in Europe on the same night. Where to?

Michael Palaeologus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Clearly we have to have English Morris dancing. I'm gonna side with Oscar Wilde on this one, who once said:- "One should try everything once except Morris dancing and incest."

Nice link Mockney, I'm Free, written by Mick n' Keef of course.

There's some great riffing going on here. Well I love it anyway. The Faces with Keith Richards doing Chuck Berry's Sweet Little Rock N' Roller at the Kilburn State Theatre at Xmas in '74 with Rod in ridiculous satin pyjamas. Turn it up LOUD! The Faces

A classic from Pete & Dud. This sort of sketch has been imitated so much but you can't beat the real thing. Down The Pub

Thankfully, I've never heard of him and if he is as you describe him then thank God for that.

Well, his own step son Shaun Wright-Phillips you could argue is a little challenged in the height department but you wouldn't call him a dwarf would you.

He really is embarassingly crass isn't he. Is there nothing this man will not do to keep himself and his plebian matey profile off the telly? Then again he always was a bit of a wally.

Excellent reviews Snorky. Had me sniggering at the stereotypes you portrayed. You should be on Grumpy Old Men.

Bollocks, utter utter bollocks. These Olympics don't take place for another five years. A few planes that never take part in battle showing off their skills and letting off a few plumes of smoke. How f**king sensitive to you have to be. "Oh crikey this is going upset a few people isn't it dear. It just might remind everyone of how beastly we were in the war." Like f**k it will. Bunch of namby pambys the lot of you.

The smoke's the best bit.

It's been there a while that car Siduhe hasn't it. Melford Road has always been since I've lived there a street where from time to time cars seem to get dumped, presumably after being nicked by joyriders.

And just where is Chris Kirkland (another ex-Liverpool, former England hopeful) plying his trade now? Wigan Athletic isn't it? Poor bastard has had rotten luck with injuries and he seems to have slipped right down the pecking order as well.

I remember this story well. The bent drug squad cops in question were based at the old police station opposite the Uplands on the corner of North Cross and Crystal Palace Road.

I wonder what idiot in the Department of Culture and Sport came up with that bright PC idea? What an arse. It's got my signature Anna.

Yeah, hell hath not fury, etc etc.

Err...excuse me Madworld74 but what the hell is a bogan?

Radek Cerny, he's pretty good, but obviously doesn't get to play much.

You may be right about Paul Robinson needing a rest Ladygooner. Oh how we laughed when Lehman made his two errors at the beginning of the season but Robinson has made several blunders that has led to us leaking goals unnecessarily. I saw the brief highlights on the ITV News last night and he made some pretty bad mistakes. He's a great keeper on his day but he's also a bit like Dracula. He hates crosses.

Yeah! great game for you neutrals but heart attack material for a die hard like me. Missed the game too but had my football daft niece constantly texting me with updates. When we went 4-1 down she phoned up laughing her head off saying we were useless. Thanks Deborah. Then later on of course she was saying we were great and what a brilliant match. Hmmm. Still, unbeaten in four games, ok I'm grasping at straws here but we've had a few injuries, we're still missing Ledley King badly and Martin Jol should never have been put under the sort of pressure he has been, he needs the backing of the board and we'll get through this and be stronger for it. Come on you Spurs!!!