Jah Lush

It's been there a while that car Siduhe hasn't it. Melford Road has always been since I've lived there a street where from time to time cars seem to get dumped, presumably after being nicked by joyriders.

And just where is Chris Kirkland (another ex-Liverpool, former England hopeful) plying his trade now? Wigan Athletic isn't it? Poor bastard has had rotten luck with injuries and he seems to have slipped right down the pecking order as well.

I remember this story well. The bent drug squad cops in question were based at the old police station opposite the Uplands on the corner of North Cross and Crystal Palace Road.

I wonder what idiot in the Department of Culture and Sport came up with that bright PC idea? What an arse. It's got my signature Anna.

Yeah, hell hath not fury, etc etc.

Err...excuse me Madworld74 but what the hell is a bogan?

Radek Cerny, he's pretty good, but obviously doesn't get to play much.

You may be right about Paul Robinson needing a rest Ladygooner. Oh how we laughed when Lehman made his two errors at the beginning of the season but Robinson has made several blunders that has led to us leaking goals unnecessarily. I saw the brief highlights on the ITV News last night and he made some pretty bad mistakes. He's a great keeper on his day but he's also a bit like Dracula. He hates crosses.

Yeah! great game for you neutrals but heart attack material for a die hard like me. Missed the game too but had my football daft niece constantly texting me with updates. When we went 4-1 down she phoned up laughing her head off saying we were useless. Thanks Deborah. Then later on of course she was saying we were great and what a brilliant match. Hmmm. Still, unbeaten in four games, ok I'm grasping at straws here but we've had a few injuries, we're still missing Ledley King badly and Martin Jol should never have been put under the sort of pressure he has been, he needs the backing of the board and we'll get through this and be stronger for it. Come on you Spurs!!!

Oh God! Crocs are far worse than Uggs dahlink and they seem to be everywhere on Lordship Lane. How frightfully common. Oh! look away now! Go on look away now. Sadly, I bought a pair last year. I wore them twice. They are vile and hideously ugly and I looked ridiculous in them. :-$

Derek and Clive at the races. The Durex Handicap

Doh! You guys, what are you like. Here's some Jimi Hendrix from Monteray Festival '67 maan. Hey Joe

But darling Uggs are so last year, don't you know?

Yeah, sitting on top of the table, apparently one of the richest clubs in the world, nice new stadium, playing attractive football. The bastards can afford to be smug at the moment, but we'll see.(6)

When Under Ether Got the new P J Harvey album last week and it truly is a thing of wonderous beauty. Completely different from what she has done before. Here's her latest single. Enjoy.

And a cocaine factory just off the Lane.

Of course it's sarf Lunnun innit.

I rather doubt it Snorky.

Don't ask me, I'm so hip it hurts.

Gandolf, sorry, Geldof never got a penny out of me, Keef. Which reminds me, I must go to the cashpoint and get some money out.

I certainly hope so Keef, thanks.

*Adopts Bob Geldof accent* "Jus give us yer fecking money."

Tried all three Barclays cashpoints on Friday morning and all of them weren't paying out cash, on a Friday! I ask you. The new middle one never seems to be working. Thought about doing HSBC but there was an enormous queue. Grrr!.

Well, to be honest I didn't get much fresh air unless you count standing outside the pub smoking an endless stream of Marlboro Reds, partied for three days basically and perhaps it's that that has twisted my lemon maaaaan. Come on you Spurs!

This sign apparently keeps getting nicked by British tourists in Germany.