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Yeah! Tom, Dick & Harry was me. Do I win a prize?;-)

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Have used them before, but that was when I had > more conventional hair... Do they do funky? :-S > > Sorry, I sound like a tit here, but it is my > wedding day, and I want to look back at photos and > think I looked cool once upon a time... Not saying > you don't look cool Jah ;-) Conventional hair Keef, conventional hair??? What's that when it's at home, the velcro look? Short back and sides and a dollop of Brycream? Or, Funky? A James Brown afro or the multi-coloured strands of George Clinton? What's it gonna be? I once went out and got my hair cut and permed into a model of the Cutty Sark and went sailing and everywhere I went people said "hooray". Is that cool? Anyway, you're spoilt for choice, depends on how much you want to spend. You could spend a fortune getting your hair done and still look a tit. So nip up to the Plough, you know it makes sense.

Okay, here goes:- Aston Villa 2 West Ham 2 Manure 2 Wigan 0 Scum 4 Sunderland 0 Blackburn 2 Birmingham 1 Bolton 0 Chelsea 2 Fulham 1 Portsmouth 2 Liverpool 1 Spurs 1 (gets on hands and knees and prays for a Spurs win, but doubts it very much). Man City 3 Boro 1 Newcastle 2 Everton 1 Reading 4 Derby 0

I went to a see a trick cyclist once when I was a teenager and as I sat down he tossed a snooker ball to me which I caught. He then said: "Peel it." So I threw back at him and said "You peel it, I'll eat it," and walked out. I didn't bother to go back. But, having said that when I was ill with an alcohol related illness in my late 20s early 30s I had a couple of good chats with a councellor/pyschiatrist and looking back I felt it did me a lot of good and helped me in no small way to getting better and trying to sort my life out. Some times it's good to talk things through with someone who hopefully knows what you're talking about and going through.

Keef, just get up to the Plough mate, Segars or whatever it's called nowdays. I've been using them since I was a nipper. Ten quid and a ?2 tip and Bob's yer uncle.

That's perfectly understandable CWALD and the Greens are cool. You'd get my vote but obviously you're standing in another borough aren't you? Anyway, back on thread....anyone got any skag? Sorry, that's a bad joke.

I just don't see why anyone living in London needs a car. I've certainly never felt the need for one. Lower your carbon footprint and ditch the motor and you can lower car crime at the same time. Viola.

Counselling for what? Are we talking psychotherapy here?

Or posing up the Kings Road used to be, or French cafe society. Go on any street in Paris and people are doing exactly the same. Mind you all us smokers have to be outside the bars and cafes these days just so we can have our fags with our booze. But I would certainly draw the line at being called self-satisfied as you put it Darcy.

Sounds great. Looking forward to having a browse and maybe making a few purchases. Could be just what ED needs. Best of luck Eddie.

Peter, Paul & Mary Johnny, Joey & Dee Dee

You're joking. What offending posts? I've been following this thread with a certain degree of interest and I certainly can't remember seeing anything that could possibly have caused offence. If it was CWALD's very moving outpouring of personal suffering which seems to have been removed then I am absolutely flabbergasted.

Mick, Keef & Ronnie. Eric, Jack & Ginger Jimi, Mitch & Noel. Charlotte, Emily & Anne. Tom, Dick & Harry. Dirk, Stig & Nasty.

That wouldn't work for me either.

I too couldn't possibly commit to every Sunday. I thought this was going to be a one-off Forum tournament. Nevertheless well done for getting this up and running and I look forward to the arrival of the new table. I Will certainly need to get some practice in. And a double well done for getting the Timothy Taylor's Landlord in. (tu)

Brilliant!! The boss has left early so I've got the Spurs game on in the office. The result should be a forgone conclusion seeing as we're 6-1 up from the first leg but it does give us a chance to give some other players on the fringe of the first team a run out.

LOL>:D<...loud and clear Keef. Another thing is that The Drugs Don't Work was played at a friend's funeral soon after it came out, as if that wasn't depressing enough. I still can't bare to listen to the damned thing whenever comes into earshot and I have to leave the room. It's such a dreadfully dull dirge.

Oh dear, solo career flops, better get the band back together, seems to be a recurring theme in the musicbiz doesn't it. I quite liked the Verve when they came out and caught them on a pretty good night at the Brixton Academy in the early 90s when the were support act but once Dickie Ashcroft's ego started to inflate into disproportionate levels to his meagre talent and he started making crap solo albums to satisfy his increasing megolomania I very soon lost any interest I had.

"Golf is a game for men with small balls." - Peter Cook "Spoils a good walk." Oscar Wilde.

And from that to this - one you can feel free to sing along to, especially the chorus. C**ts Are Still Running The World - Jarvis Cocker Running The World

Seconded.

I know Keef, she's a blinder isn't she. I wonder where she gets it from.

Would have been nice to meet you too Anna. It was a pleasant evening only spoiled by a terrible Liverpool performance. I couldn't believe how toothless they were. I can't seem to remember one single shot on goal and this at Anfield too. Marseille thoroughly deserved their win but I see no reason why Liverpool can't go over there and get a result and, if you think you're a bad loser you should hear what comes out of my niece Deborah's mouth shouting at the telly when the Pool are on. I am rather dreading Sunday as I fear a backlash. They'll want to put on a good performance after last night and Spurs could be their whipping boys.

Excellent. Long may the success and popularity of the EDF continue.

Only if you remember to put some trousers on.