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LOL>:D<...loud and clear Keef. Another thing is that The Drugs Don't Work was played at a friend's funeral soon after it came out, as if that wasn't depressing enough. I still can't bare to listen to the damned thing whenever comes into earshot and I have to leave the room. It's such a dreadfully dull dirge.

Oh dear, solo career flops, better get the band back together, seems to be a recurring theme in the musicbiz doesn't it. I quite liked the Verve when they came out and caught them on a pretty good night at the Brixton Academy in the early 90s when the were support act but once Dickie Ashcroft's ego started to inflate into disproportionate levels to his meagre talent and he started making crap solo albums to satisfy his increasing megolomania I very soon lost any interest I had.

"Golf is a game for men with small balls." - Peter Cook "Spoils a good walk." Oscar Wilde.

And from that to this - one you can feel free to sing along to, especially the chorus. C**ts Are Still Running The World - Jarvis Cocker Running The World

Seconded.

I know Keef, she's a blinder isn't she. I wonder where she gets it from.

Would have been nice to meet you too Anna. It was a pleasant evening only spoiled by a terrible Liverpool performance. I couldn't believe how toothless they were. I can't seem to remember one single shot on goal and this at Anfield too. Marseille thoroughly deserved their win but I see no reason why Liverpool can't go over there and get a result and, if you think you're a bad loser you should hear what comes out of my niece Deborah's mouth shouting at the telly when the Pool are on. I am rather dreading Sunday as I fear a backlash. They'll want to put on a good performance after last night and Spurs could be their whipping boys.

Excellent. Long may the success and popularity of the EDF continue.

Only if you remember to put some trousers on.

James, you've opened up a can of ear worms. Good job I haven't heard it yet.

SimonM Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Would it be terribly bad form to cheer loudly and > roll on the floor laughing when Valencia win > tonight? >:D< I think that's an exellent idea. I may even go to the CPT tonight to do just that to the Chelski fans in there. Ha ha. Top shout Simon.

I just have to say that this thread is a load of shit.;-)

Sean, that's a very generous offer that I'm not sure I could take up. Gonna nip in the EDT first with my Liverpool daft niece around six, if I find out it's not on in there I'll try the Magdala. Anna, not on the telly on Sunday! Oh well probably have to do a Bob & Terry and try to avoid the score until MOTD2. I just hope they rest Torres on Sunday eitherwise we're done for. Well, we probably are anyway, I think we've only won up there twice in the last 80 years.

I tried doing that with my early 70s gear and blow me down Lionels made a comeback but alas my waistline had expanded by several inches so the charity shops got 'em instead.

I'm rather keen to watch the Liverpool v Marseille game tonight and wondered where it would be showing in ED. I'd prefer the CPT but I hear the Chelski fans normally get there way in there when they are playing in Europe on the same night. Where to?

Michael Palaeologus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Clearly we have to have English Morris dancing. I'm gonna side with Oscar Wilde on this one, who once said:- "One should try everything once except Morris dancing and incest."

Nice link Mockney, I'm Free, written by Mick n' Keef of course.

There's some great riffing going on here. Well I love it anyway. The Faces with Keith Richards doing Chuck Berry's Sweet Little Rock N' Roller at the Kilburn State Theatre at Xmas in '74 with Rod in ridiculous satin pyjamas. Turn it up LOUD! The Faces

A classic from Pete & Dud. This sort of sketch has been imitated so much but you can't beat the real thing. Down The Pub

Thankfully, I've never heard of him and if he is as you describe him then thank God for that.

Well, his own step son Shaun Wright-Phillips you could argue is a little challenged in the height department but you wouldn't call him a dwarf would you.

He really is embarassingly crass isn't he. Is there nothing this man will not do to keep himself and his plebian matey profile off the telly? Then again he always was a bit of a wally.

Excellent reviews Snorky. Had me sniggering at the stereotypes you portrayed. You should be on Grumpy Old Men.

Bollocks, utter utter bollocks. These Olympics don't take place for another five years. A few planes that never take part in battle showing off their skills and letting off a few plumes of smoke. How f**king sensitive to you have to be. "Oh crikey this is going upset a few people isn't it dear. It just might remind everyone of how beastly we were in the war." Like f**k it will. Bunch of namby pambys the lot of you.

The smoke's the best bit.