*Strolls into the room full of the joys of spring* *Sees MD74 somewhat dejected and slumped in armchair* *Here's one for your soon to be former colleagues* A man is convicted of theft in court. "Before I read your sentence," says the Judge, "have you anything to say for yourself?" "Yes," replies the man. "As God is my witness, I am innocent." The Judge replies: ""Well he isn't. I am. You aren't. Six months." *I think it's Pimms O'clock.* *Starts making up a big jug* *Anyone else fancy some?*