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Good call James.

No, I wouldn't want to push my luck with that. As you well know Ladygooner our recent form against your lot isn't very good is it.

If you want a real pub ratty, go to the CPT. Thoroughly recommended on this forum throughout. A proper boozer.

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Okay, so it's a smoking/gambling/cheesy disco/lap > dancing/porn shop/shooting range/guitar > studio/record shop/opium den... I want to live > there! I already do...sounds like my flat.>:D<

I've said this before on the other threads relating to same issue...a decent second hand record shop/music store selling vinyl/cds and or musical instruments (guitars etc etc).

In the office at One Canada Square, Canary Wharf. Watched it all unfold live on TV. Some people were in a bit of a panic and allowed to go home if they so desired because there was a little fear that we were going to be next but most of us soldiered on.

And a large chest? Shapely bottom is also an added bonus. Sorry for being so sexist but us chaps like to have something to look at when we're drooling over our pints.:)-D

England v Russia 2-1 Scotland v France 1-2 Iceland v Northern Ireland 2-0 Slovakia v Wales 3-1 Czech Republic v Republic Of Ireland 3-2

Hope he's not ill

Yes I have. Bus to Forest Hill, then train to New Cross Gate, then tube..blah blah blah. I found that after a while what often happened was that somewhere along the line something would breakdown. The usual thing is train late, then a wait for another tube at NCG, cancelations, points failures etc etc. I also found that if I got the timing wrong on the way back it would take twice as long to get home so I've simplified my journey by taking either P4 or 185 to Lewisham and then the DLR to Canary Wharf. Much easier and takes about 45-50 min and still Zone 2-3.(tu)

Alan, you're such a party pooper. As it happens I'm going to a birthday party this afternoon. Second one of the week in fact. I love a party but then I am a hedonist.:))

A city boy, Kenny moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said: "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died." Kenny replied: "Well then, just give me my money back." The farmer said: "Can't do that, I went and spent it already." Kenny said: "OK then, at least give me the donkey." The farmer asked: "What ye gonna do with him." Kenny: "I'm going to raffle him off." Farmer: "You can't raffle off a dead donkey." Kenny: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead." A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked: "What happened with that dead donkey?" Kenny: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $900." Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?" Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back." Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron. Not quite in line with this thread and I guess it should be in the jokes section but just the mere mention of Enron and I couldn't help myself. Hope it lightened things up a bit.

*Bob*, I feel the lyrics to Common People coming on here. "you'll never watch your life slide out of view."

Kiwis or Aussies for me.

The Fat Cats in the City are raking it in

Which nobody can deny.

Aaah! You're a good and dutiful wife Mrs Mogs. Your husband is lucky to have you.(tu)

But Hungry Hippos Sean? Come on. I'll bring Snakes & Ladders shall I?>:D

I think your husband should stop being so infantile and get a life. Leave toy games to the kids. Reminds me of Competitive Dad from the Fast Show but at least he played proper games.

Yeah probably a nice town house in Camberwell Grove and that's about it for Camberwell, or maybe they'll have a nice house in Dulwich Village but certainly not East Dulwich. Anyway these people earn enough money without their multi-million pound bonuses. I work hard for a living and although still just a small cog in a wheel I contribute in some small way to the success of the company. I expect a good wage but I certainly don't get an over-inflated performance related bonus whether my company has been successful or not. What these City types get in bonus money compared to the rest of us serfs is deplorable.

Canary Wharf...wishing I was in the south of France or the Caribbean, anywhere but here.:'(

Keith Richards and the X-Pensive Winos - Town & Country Club, December 18th 1992. It was great man's 49th birthday and what a night we had. Marvellous!:))

Had mine last week. Scary!

*Peers through net curtains...Ooooh well will you just look at that over the road there, who do they think they are*

Is it possible to perform reiki on yourself though? Fat spliff always works for me.