Jah Lush

Excuse me but has anyone got Le Moulin's number please? I'd like to book a table soon.

Oh! I do love a happy ending. Well done for fessing up susyp. I haven't been to Le Moulin for years and because of your excellent review shall be booking a table in there soon.

Recently a man from East Dulwich had to go to hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis. According to the man his girlfriend had found the ring in his trousers and became so furious that she stuck it on him while he was asleep. So which is worse? Having your girlfriend find out that you are married? Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis? Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring?

The 10th is ok for me too.(tu)

Nurse! The screens.

I'll put the kettle on.

I can make the 3rd, no problem.

Excellent!, you've made a good choice Meccadave and welcome to the forum.

Oi! I'm Spurs fan and rarely confused apart from when I've mixed up my drugs with too much alcohol or vice versa. I certainly wouldn't get confused between White Hart Lane and Lordship Lane but, yes I have heard it called the Strip on many occasions but that would refer to the bit where all the restaurants and bars are from the EDT to the Magdala.

Yeah, I like breasts too but it doesn't mean I have an oedipus complex and I can't see how a woman feeding her baby would be a turn on for anyone, like I said before it's the most natural thing in the world so why oh why get so uptight about it.

The amount of addicts I see desperately tapping away on their Crackberries makes me very sad indeed and I worry for their sanity. I'm with Keef on this, get a Sony Ericsson.

You need to get your arse up there James, you'd be pleasantly surprised I'm sure.

Dulwich Dad Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I saw Robert De Niro in the post office on > Saturday Was he drawing his pension or cashing his giro?

I'm definitely up for the Plough as the next Forum drinks. Easy staggering distance home for me too.

Blimey two threads on breast feeding. Has the forum gone mad or are we all obsessed with breasts. But really, breast feeding is the most natural thing in the world. How you can possibly be offended by that beats me.

I popped in for a quick pint on Friday afternoon and have to say I was very impressed. The photo up in this thread doesn't do the makeover any justice at all and they've done an excellent job on the garden. Will deffo being going back, especially if they manage to keep out the previous thug element.

Eh? Yer what luv?

That's a valid point but I think the Plough is next up.

OK Bob, grovel grovel.

So, it would seem my plans are foiled re: the portable ashtrays and there I was trying to be a smoker with a social conscience. So, I'll just flick my ash and fag butts and generally blow my smoke at in the general direction of deeply irritating people like *Bob* who probably waves his hands frantically in front of his nose and coughs in front of people like me who have made us smokers into "social pariahs." But, I will be investing in one of those Stubbs pouches. By the way the outside of my office now resembles a leper colony. Grrr!.

I'm thinking of working on an idea for portable ashtrays for smokers. Can't think why anyone hasn't come up with the idea before. I smoke and I can't stand it when people stub their cigarettes out on the floor especially when there are ashtrays provided but you can get fined ?50 and upwards just for stubbing you ciggie out on the street!

Blimey Sean I think you're right and I had a perfectly revolting meal in there last year with a young lady friend who insisted it would be fine. Never again.

I was wandering when that was going to happen.:-$

I know Dom, I've seen the posts on the other "Famous" thread on this Forum. I'll will say though that when I've seen him he does tend to exude that air of don't you know who I am snugness.

No MW74, they are compulsory.:))