Tony.London Suburbs

matthew123 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Well it's the Euromillions ?85 million jackpot > this Friday - and having caught an advert on TV it > drew me into my nearest newsagents to buy a ticket > next time I passed! Yes, but would you be happy if you won all that money Matthew?......

david_carnell Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Something similar to this please: and your starter for "Ten" : The making of this Film resulted in the creation of....

Sandperson Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sorry, I don't get your point Matthew. Sorry, that was my fault as I left out the first word "In" before England and it changed the whole context of what I wrote, which Matthew picked up on.

Sandperson Wrote: England he has been head and shoulders the best > manager in the Premiership - the best football, turned good players into great players and has done it without spending too much money. Isn't there a bloke in Manchester somewhere who, apparently, has Won a few things lately (lately being the last 10 ears)..is it 24 Trophies??....might just be a contender on the "long" list for "Best Manager"..

PeckhamRose Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > No, and I won't; their advertising pissed me off. Don't know what your taste of music is PR but you might just like it. Think, an eclectic mix of Gothic, White Stripes, Blondie and Jethro Tull. Should be some footage on You Tube for you to peruse. Interested...?

Xena: Worried prince Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Dear MR TLS > > An infatuation with Miss Emma Peel signifies a > longing to return to the past and a fear of the > now, this obviously has manifested itself in your > loathing of emoticons with threats of violence > against those whom use them. You are right, as usual, Xena. I'm going to start using emoticons from now on(!)>:D > I think your troubles run deep my friend and you > need to seek professional help to solve them. Try > calling Party girls on 0845 696969 and see if they > can't give you the sort of help you so badly > crave, I am sure one of them will dress up as a > mummy figure for you. I tried but they have told me that "the party is over" for me, apparently, anyway...its a downhill journey to the Cemetary Gates from now on Xena.:(

Easy. Just like the one they gave Graham Chapman of Monty Python infamy. Sean (or anyone) would you kindly provide the You Tube link f The Memorial Service, please.

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If Cheltenham had more people like > > this > > I might go ;-) > > My money is on Platitude Queen Great clip Sean. There were so many jokes there that I lost count. Love the way they arranged the Betting, as well:))

KalamityKel Wrote: I could tell you my line of employment but I may have to kill you afterwards... data protection and all that ;-) :p If you have soft, tender hands and it was administered humanely, preferably, while wearing an "Emma Peel like" Black Leather Catsuit then it would be the perfect way to go...probably::o p.s. Talking of murder: If you don't sort out your blatant abuse of Emoticons son, I swear I'll.... This time you have finally used one and then added ":p" afterwards...are you taking the ":p":X:))

RosieH Wrote: It's the best image I can think of to represent this homoerotic d*ck waving that seems to be the current theme. Perhaps you should all just get together and touch willies and then we can move on. You must remember that Rosie that many Men don't always like to "totally" conform and more than a few quite like a bit of edgy Banter. Schadenfreude is fairly common amongst Males, but "touching willies" not so mch so.... Boyz willbe Boyz sometimes:'(

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Now Mikecg, it's this very notion that sex is in > some way naughty that prevents you and the dog and > the wolf and Tony making like Oliver Reed and Alan > Bates and getting it all out in the open in front > of a lovely roaring fire. If I organised it would you come and watch RosieH?;-)

Xena: Worried prince Wrote: Like I said above, your mother, bless her cotons, is getting a little senile these days and I expect that you were actually conceived somewhere between Poland and France. Nah! It wasn't between Lublin and Lille, it was between Lublin and Dublin, to be sure (x2)..

Xena: Worried prince Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh Dear Mr TLS > > It appears that you have accidentally gotten my > assistant in a compromising position whilst I was > doing something far more interesting then worrying > about why your paranoia made you delete posts from > earlier. I have however spent time reviewing your > case notes and I can conclude that the reason you > deleted your posts earlier was simply because you > would get hell from your mother concerning the way > you were talking about her and her Beano to > Bournemouth where she conceived you on the back > seat of the coach with some strange man. This > could of course explain your fixation with getting > men onto couches or seats in an attempt to fly the > jolly roger with them as some sort of revenge > fixation on your mother. She is lovely by the way > and always speaks nicely about you when she is in > for her time, but sadly I think she may be > suffering from advance senility these days and is > obviously getting you confused with her other son, > that nice Mr Hitler. > > Sadly Mr Wolf, this time Mr TLS didn't (as you so > succinctly worded it) "successfully bugger a man" > however I do have qualms about my assistant as > she/he was once a boy, I believe the medical term > now is 'chicks with d!cks' or something like that > which means I think Mr TLS needs to apply to see > someone who can assist with his little problem. I > have checked with the internal directory and > discovered that the clinic for sexually > transmitted diseases is open late tonight and I > would advise going to get the 'umbrella' treatment > done as soon as possible as I don't think my > assistant (miss lowhung) is the cleanest of > fellows now. > >Bournemouth? Bugger Bournemouth! I was conceived on the way to Margate! > ;-) > > So Mr TLS, you still haven't answered the basic > question of 'Why did you do that?' I can see now > there is no need for anyone to question what it > was based on your confession above, but why is a > different kettle of salmon. > Xena. Because like the Canadian Salmon Xena I have needed to travel 2,000 miles to re-visit the exact spot where I was conceived and now I am thoroughly exhausted....

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Focus did that great track Hocus Pocus TLS what a > great band they were. Indeed Mike...don't forget Sylvia and my personal favourite "Love Remembered" . If the latter is on You Tube, turn the lights out and you will be transported to The Sahara Desert. Its very atmospheric!

KalamityKel Wrote: ..(the police outside parliament..think I'm strange enough as it is!) I've been meaning to ask you but are you an M.P. Kels? p.s. If so can you do something about my drains?

Anyone been to see ""O Peruse A Ho"....yet?

Trace-London College Of Printing. Curved Air-Royal Festival Hall Focus- Croydon Greyhound

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I am a bloody builder. We know that me old m8...thats why I said "ghastly, ghastly etc ...spoken in my most eloquent and loquacious manner...

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Coming from someone who just chucked his tools up > Xena's chute Tony. U R joking Wolfie?...He's a Geezer?:(

HonaloochieB Wrote: Because we want to, because we want to. If in doubt fall back on Billie Piper. I do. Indeedy. He who pays Billie Piper should call the tune....

You're right about them building site workers though Mike, ghastly, ghastly people, 'specially them chippies and sparkies... Dreadful..

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > That's another great thing about our fair land, > Freedom of Speach. ....and our education system Mikey...don't forget that me son;-)

Darling I said "make yourself nice and comfy" NOT "take all bloody night!"...:'( Now get yer wee jaxie over here b4 the doggies come on the tele at 7.30.... Time is money...

Xena: Worried prince Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Tony.London Suburbs Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Xena: Worried prince Wrote: > > Interesting, and was your father a fictional > > character like "Lord Snooty" or ... > > > > Most unseemly. > > Interesting to see Mr TLS that you have deleted > all the reference points at 5:52 to the comment I > made, which somehow now takes it out of context > and makes it look a bit weird. Now why would you think that weird Xena, my sweet. Let me take you tenderly by the hand to my couch. Make yourself nice and comfy and lets talk about it, in your own time....

Xena: Worried prince Wrote: Interesting, and was your father a fictional character like "Lord Snooty" or ... Most unseemly.