For cats everywhere, EDF 2007 was a fateful year - bringing as it did the exploitation an electronic weapon against their perpetual quest for freedom. Until EDF, public attempts to restrict cat liberty had been limited mainly to flyers attached to tree trunks and lamposts. Cats had long been adept at tearing down and defacing these under cover of darkness. But EDF offered the cat captors a new tool. Emboldened by notable early successes, "lost" cat threads soon gained momentum and by Q4 were trending up 143% on a sequential quarterly basis. The "lost" cats, desperate for privacy, attempted diversionary abductions of welly boots and even, on one occasion, a cornet, but these attempts were soon foiled, and the cat owners of East Duwlich were once more triumphant. Eventually, the cat owners felt confident enough to announce their own organisation publicly, and formed CatWatch, to ensure that all cats everywhere would be watched all the time. The compulsory wearing of loud bells, ID tags and high vis collars for all cats were proposed, and cats were banned from leaving their houses without the permission of local CatWatch enforcers, who by this time had taken to their distinctively intimidating uniform of brown cardigans and comfy slippers. If cats were spotted at liberty they were to be lured into Catwatch holding centres and detained without milk until "collection" by the Brown Cardies. EDF 2007 was, for cats everywhere, a vision of the future - a human eye glaring down on the feline face for ever.