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Blimey, I'm starting to feel smart...............& that is a worry !

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So you don't get to drink out of a "Clock" then Boring..

AllforNun Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > does anyone have any idea why this place is so > named ? Are we talking Clockhouse nr. Penge ?

Posh

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Goldhawk Road ------------------------- Come on Jezzer, Stop reading the Lingerie section of The Freemans catalogue and get back in here ......& put that away ! Ok Errmm A gross (144)

I AM LOVING THIS THREAD......If it had a smell it would be like the cramped free weights room at a Gym , all hot & stale sweaty with plenty Testosterone... Anyway TLS ( have you met thebeard / are you thebeard ) if not you and him as an army...... FU*CKINGUNSTOPPABLE In my mind ( yes there is such a place )I visualise you as a tall version of say " Brian Blessed x Arthur Daily +10% Quinten Crisp. Am I close ? Ish ? W**F *spits when making point/shouting ...guaranteed *

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I saw The Reader with Kate Winslet and she > certainly deserved her Oscar for it. Oh and just > in case you were wondering lads...yes...she 'gets > em out' but sadly they're not as firm as they were > in Titanic. --------------------------------------------------------------- Which is nice........

Not as daft as he seems our Jezzer........ Ok ermmm.. Fish & chips

Saturday.....

Oh good the motley crew playing silly buggers...it must be Friday.....

Ok be quick... Clue: Only six goes left in this "game" before it gets repetitive.

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yes but he wants someone Asian, i am the most un - > Asian looking person . blonde hair and blue eyes . Black curly teeth ?

Well...........

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 1 2 skip a few 99 100. Don't fancy 69 then ?

Tee hee Now back to the game Er.....hmm 3 * god ...don't they take anything "serious" round here*

HELICOPTER

This is a game of logic & some skill But no matter how stupid you are you can join in, even you Jeremy but if you're stuck P.M me. Ok i'll start 1 Your turn but I'll give you a clue "it's a number" ok *Jeezus H......could go on forever this one....*

What is Badminton ? Really W**F

Gordon by a landslide No escape from banality

jaybee82 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Our cab driver coming back from town last night > was complaining that he didnt have a 'woman on the > go'. Slightly tubby chap, free and easy with the > gags/banter and his cab smelt very fresh indeed - > a bit like Pine. We didnt grill him about the > other criteria but he should be pretty easy to > contact again. Just call Zingo Cabs and ask for > Ted. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dazers Rang Zingos on your behalf....Mmmmm Ted is actually Ed as in Edwina (or soon to be) Ok, she has an adams like a Bramley cooker & "Flash eau de toilet" is the scent of choice. However Ted/Ed does fall into the high sex/ flash with the cash category, he's loaded with coins & notes so guess where he keeps them....... "Pull the one armed bandit & hit the jackpot" I think it'll be laugh a minute really...... Let us know how you get on... W**F * good call JB *

cupid_stunt Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > So Daizie, > > You got rid of the smelly ex, eh? Well, I guess it > was meant to be. C'est la vie and all that.... > > OK, i tick all your boxes apart from the fact that > i'm a mere youngster at 36 and am fitter than > most, so i'd lurve you to death. hahaha. > > Anyway, if you're interested in having a > 'conversation' describe yourself - specifically, > are you one of life's givers or takers? - and i > promise i'll PM you as i like the way you post. ------------------------------------------------------ Oh Please keep us posted. Plus can we have an out of ten score system

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Now Keef lives in a tent in Wells park and has to > busk for breadcrumbs outside Sydenham train > station. __________________________________________________________ So that's Keef I live very very close to there, so I do

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > No. I only watch the most extreme animal porn. If > it doesn't have at least one Quadruped and a > rolling pin then I'm not interested. --------------------------------------------------- Uh oh!