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"While you're down there love "

Bic Basher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Costcutter will need to up their game, the owner > of the franchise in Kirkdale had to invest in new > freezers/fridges when Tesco Express opened 10 > yards down the road. ______________________________________________________ He invested 40 odd grand before he knew Tesco were coming , poor fekker.

Duh ! GO

Ted Max Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Anyone had the heating on yet? ____________________________________________ Burning logs & wearing T-shirts here.............ahhhhhh nice. W**F

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The Tories for displaying such arrogance in > quaffing ?140 bottles of champagne with their rich > chums despite a ban by their own party before > announcing a pay freeze on public sector workers. ---------------------------------------------------------- After mandatory slapping of their whey faces can I "insert " the empties in Osbourne & Dave. Ohhhh now I'm all bloody angry again... Grrr W(6)(6)F

gigigirl wrote..... I shall probably return to Snow and Rock's hiking department because the assistants there were really realy easy on the eye and just the thought of one of them kneeling at my feet and asking if I could wiggle my toes OK is just too divine. I deserve a little pampering. _______________________________________________________________________________ That is V.funny !

As the Indian guy in the local shop said "Wife loose weight then trouble start for man" I did laugh, hope it's not true.

Pickle I want to know what happened when Mr Pickle got back, was he three sheets to the wind? God help him if he was. It does become a slower but recurring theme the vomiting caper, we went out to an Italian restaurant, me the boys 9 & 5 year s old plus Mrs W**F. Oh it was lovely , we ate like kings Tom loved his pasta & mussels he really did. We all slept well until a very cheesy smelling child comes in and stands by my bed. "Dad" I don't feel well. The master of understatement is Tom, well I went into his room, there was "the dinner" everywhere, Jackson Pollack would have been proud I tell you. To top it all we have that Sea grass carpet which only a wet scrub & vac will clean. Funnily Sam the 5 year old didn't wake up through all this. Amazing. Nice work at 4.00 am. The future's bright , the future's orange (pasta sauce) W**F

gigigirl PM'd you

It does doesn't it. Oh am i early ? ....... one had a stroke & the other couldn't reach.

"Park" being EDD code at home for "pub" Come on ?????'s get with it. W**F *starts writing EDDCode handbook*

Dad's We all end up (pretty much) living our social lives gregariously through our children anyway in the end. It's not a bad thing either. Oh do we all have diaries (and use them ?)as we are being watched here by them & you know what those girls are like "Have you checked your diary meh meh meh ?" W**F

Maurice Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh my dear Apple, I do love a good > Question Time. I shall bring gourmet popcorn. ________________________________________________________ Oh no Maurice not your Gourmet "Popcorn" I bet it's got the same " homemade" ingredients as your Gourmet Mayo & Ice cream hasn't it. It's an acquired taste for sure. W**F

Maurice Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh my dear Apple, I do love a good > Question Time. I shall bring gourmet popcorn. ________________________________________________________ Oh no Maurice not your Gourmet "Popcorn" I bet it's got the same " homemade" ingredients as your Gourmet Mayo & Ice cream hasn't it. It's an acquired taste for sure. W**F

Any phone as long as it rings and you can say "I'm on the train dear, what's for dinner" Then you can slip back into an alcoholic slumber on the 8:17 home. W**F

I will try & laugh at it tonight........... Hopefully.... W**F

T O S S U T T E R T O S S

Maurice Back from the dead then ? W**F

eater81 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > My life is shit, but no shitter, indeed maybe > better than most other people's, however I cannot > suffer fools in the same way that others can. That > is why I act like such an arsehole, its my only > way of keeping myself sane and gaining some kind > of perverted pleasure from life. Incidentally, the > only sauce I had last night was tobasco on my tea. ___________________________________________________________________ The whole catering sized bottle I take it ? W**F

Kalamiphile Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Help! I live in basement flat on Nunhead side of > Rye. I really struggle to get reception but am on > a really cheap provider. Does anyone have > experience and helpul advice as to which gives > best reception in those conditions. ___________________________________________________________ Sorry but what was tha......? Oh really can...... That's it I can ge......... Send me a ............ Hello.....hello.........h e l l o.........HELLO...

Oh yeah & Samuel Pepys hiding a giant Parmesan cheese in his garden, as if. I mean Sainsbury's was still a twinkle in the eye back then "Like short hand for stupid" or what ? So when did River Cafe actually open ? W**F

Like *Bob* illustrated so succinctly. W**F

There is also a woman same kind of M.O who comes around collecting for a school run of some kind in the Sydenham area. Well not at my house anymore ( funnily ) but still around the area. W**F

Garth Crooks looks demented. -------------------------------------------------- In a halloween Lantern kinda way. How very seasonal. W**F

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > May I suggest The Plough as the next venue. _________________________________________________________ Keef EDD's is a winner it seems, good work. Next date is ? THE PLOUGH sounds good. See you there for sure. W**F