Mick Mac

I had a "mini run in" with Rosie once - not to be taken lightly.

Cheers RD - I would like to see Robbie get a goal (now that the league is over it would just be some personal pride for him). Not quite chasing the money - just collected big win on MU - Thought Celtic would be easy money to top up my winnings - did not think they would have any problem winning last 2 games - temporarily forgot how crap they are though.

You are there already Mike.

No more cocktails for you Mike.

She has big hands.

"IF RANGERS had travelled to Tannadice 100 years ago searching for a title win, standing in their way would have been a team in green and white supported exclusively by immigrant Irish Catholics. How about that, all you conspiracy theorists out there? However, Dundee Hibernian became Dundee United in 1923 and eventually changed their colours to tangerine and black."

whao - is that a self portrait Moos?

Dundee United 3 - 0 Rangers Celtic 2 - 0 Hearts *Wakes up....* Dundee United 1 Rangers 3 (Dundee United take lead followed by referee stepping in to get himself into Old Firm conspiracy theory folklore by awarding at least one definate non penaltiy to Rangers - I can see it now clear as day) Celtic do what they should have done against Hibs - win easily: Celtic 4 - 1 Hearts Gordon Strachan resigns.

It will be all girls - I promise you (oh and boys who don't like football - not many of those to the pound)

Thought you might say that. :(

Do they have a tv in Jaflong?

I have done a little spreadsheet. The best I can do is generate a ?100 loss on both results (by putting additional monies on both teams) - that way I'm guaranteed to lose ?100 either way and have no upside - see below: SCENARIO A - CELTIC WIN TITLE Celtic Win Current Odds Celtic 3.350 Rangers 1.400 Risked Odds Result Proceeds Win / Lose Celtic 200 @ 1.700 Win 340 140 Rangers 310 @ 1.400 Lose Nil (310) Celtic 30 @ 3.350 Win 101 71 Overall Loss (100) SCENARIO B - RANGERS WIN TITLE Celtic Lose Current Odds Celtic 3.350 Rangers 1.400 Risked Odds Result Proceeds Win / Lose Celtic 200 @ 1.700 Lose Nil (200) Rangers 310 @ 1.400 Win 434 124 Celtic 30 @ 3.350 Lose Nil (30) Overall Loss (106) At the end of the day I'll probably just stick with what I have got. Might back Rangers in running if they struggle early on. Cheers for help.

What am I missing? Celtic / Rangers SPL showdown Sunday afternoon. I have put ?200 on Celtic @ 1.7 Betfair. If Celtic win title I profit ?140. If they don't I lose ?200. Celtic then messed up against Hibs and are now 3.35 to win SPL. It looks like I will lose ?200 so have to find a way out. Odds are now: Celtic 3.35 Rangers 1.4 How can i set off the bet?.

Anna - "he was tiny" - remember the detail.

andy youre a star. I reckon you should call yourself ....[doh- im so dumb.]

I have noticed you have improved Mike - now you mention it.

BBW V Mike cg Its getting personal already - should be great reading by midnight tonight when Mike has a few bevvies. I'm going to cancel the babysitter and stay tuned.

A stab in the buttocks is only painful if you then try sitting down to eat your prawn sandwiches whilst watching football.

I was attempting irony Mike - I think BBW knew that.

To continue the trend: Two female suicide bombers leave their house on a terrorist mission, with ruck sacks on back. One turns to the other and says : "Does my bomb look big in this?"

The European ban resulted in Rangers winning lots of titles as they had half the English international team playing for them under Graeme Souness. I was very glad when the ban ended - it took about 5 mins for the English players to get to the departure lounge at Glasgow airport to return home, never to show their faces in Glasgow again. What a loyal bunch.

I could afford the 20% - now they have taken the bit off that I could afford.

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Did you hear about the Paddy who tried to blow up > a car? Burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe. I'm going to ask that you are banned for racist jokes against the Irish race - never liked you, don't know why they allowed you back.....

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > BetFred LOL

Jenny Eclair was sitting opposite me on the train from Clapham High Street to Denmark Hill tonight. She then helped a mother carry her pushchair up the stairs (rejecting the offer of help from me I might add).