Oh Hatchet Boy, this cannot be true - please tell us it isn't. Knowing you and that...ahem...sense of humour...of yours, I'd hope this was one of your wind-ups. I do hope so...but I have to say, unusually for you, it isn't a very funny one if it is. Please don't go Hatchet Boy. You will be missed if you do. And besides, who is going to keep all our cyclists in their place once you go? x