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Asset

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  1. Scotland has ?100 notes, they're good.
  2. Even the best behaved kids are badly behaved sometimes. Just as normally well behaved adults sometimes get a little bit out of control. Let's not generalise, let's not be intolerant, let's not be FUCKWITS (as Sean eloquently put it earlier)
  3. shouldn't we be avoiding air travel chaps?
  4. What about the news this morning that Faslane nuclear submarine base has suffered several leaks over the last few years? Article here
  5. Scotland
  6. why don't they shoot the radioactive waste into the sun?
  7. I'd prefer a few cold beers and pizza but I suppose we can't be too fussy
  8. I think I'd rather not know and be in a state of blissful ignorance thinking everything and everybody is (are?) lovely.
  9. He had a big pad in Ibiza that is now a poncey hotel
  10. Quids, technically I suppose it ought to be groupy but it just don't look right. I just asked my much more pedantic other half how he would spell it: Mr Asset: "ie" Me: " why?" Mr Asset: "because it's a noun" Hope that clears things up?!?.....
  11. Isn't mead a Welsh thang
  12. I hope that was a 'copy and paste' job *Bob* or else business must be slow.... No objection to another bank holiday (although as a self-employed person they make no diff to me) but I wonder how many people in England could name the date off the top of their heads or who know anything about him other than he slayed a dragon (allegedly).
  13. I would concur, groupie.
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    Oooo, I love that picture of Joaquim Phoenix, smouldering or what? Shame he's gone a bit loopy getting down wit the b boy thang.
  16. I don't think the two are mutually exclusive
  17. Isn't a 'beard' a woman married to a gay man to cover up his gayness eg Katy Holmes?
  18. Ask AllforNun.
  19. ha ha, I thought that first too Sean
  20. Oooh, gosh, I just read his post re. the cafe. I take it all back.
  21. well, I think he started off okay, an opinion was voiced, but then had a sense of humour bypass and doesn't know how to get back on track. Lots of regular posters have started off that way and it all comes good in the end, so take a chill pill beardy and get back in the swing of it.
  22. I drank a lot of Jack Daniels and coke for a time in my teens and was sick several times, can't even bear the smell now. Moved onto tequila and orange and have stuck with that one ever since.
  23. mr Asset cooking the lentils in the water I just boiled the beetroot in (without having washed it) meaning the lentils are full of soil grit and have to be thrown away, delaying dinner by gawd knows how long, when I'm EFFING HUNGRY.
  24. You could put a sign up on the bell saying 'no callers before 10am' (or whenever). Probably be ignored but worth a try.
  25. mine comes then when there's a parcel to deliver
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