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Here's another good one...

How many Vietnam War veterans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? YOU HAVE TO BE THERE TO KNOW MAN!!

Grim - reminds me of the EDT a while back, they had some serious plumbing issues in the gents, looks like they sorted it out now though I think.

Since the 20mph limit came into place along Sydenham Hill I have seen some seriously dangerous driving. The other day some nut job over took me and the 2 cars in front of me whilst approaching a bend! The guy at the front driving at 18-20mph was clearly a pillock but that's not the point. As frustrating as it is when you have a stickler in front of you, you've just got to sit behind them and try not to get distracted, angry or fall asleep behind the wheel. ps - I'm in favour of the 20 mph limit on certain roads but a bit of common sense wouldn't go amiss.

Well I had no idea there were so many different spoons out there.

A grapefruit spoon?! There is a spoon specifically for grapefruit? I've heard it all now...

southeastcleaning Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > If you want peace of mind, get rid of your alarm, > no-one will bother you. > Keep it and thieves will wonder what's inside Statistically you are more likely to get targeted if you don't have an alarm. Burglars don't want to get caught so if they think an alarm might go off they will usually think twice about breaking in. Having an alarm is a visual deterrent. Also if they are still stupid enough to break into a house and an alarm goes off they will not usually want to stick around in case it's monitored. Also people should think twice before getting an installation with ADT. They do a cheap installation but then it's a 3 year fixed contract with monthly payments and as far as I'm aware you don't actually own the equipment...

Yeah it was great this year. I have also been a bit dissapointed with the jerk chicken in the past, I tried Mac n cheese this year then later on chicken meatball in a Thai green sauce. That was really good! My girlfriend had some sort of hummus salad thing which was nice but quite expensive. I love the Lambeth Country Fair, good vibes, entertainment, animals and reggae.

There's always a pretty decent choice of food. I normally go for Jerk chicken but may try something different today. What's your favourite? Any recommendations or disappointments?

Nice one Janet

Happy Flying Ants Day everyone! Hope you have all had a great day...

I went to Cheddar Gorge recently, nice walking, a few pubs, amazing views.

This one's pretty good.

edit - oh yeah someone already mentioned crows, whoops! Crows are pretty smart.

Although looking back at it, the video cut would suggest they placed the cat on the spinning record. I hope the cat wasn't too freaked out

Ha ha haaaa!! Aquarius moon. That was funny

Dogs can play snooker

Here's another fatty!

Cheers Jah loving this thread

I haven't found time to go through all these but here's three for ya... Enjoy! I'm sure it's been explained before but how are people embedding the image on their YouTube links please?!

I think that's fine as long as it's bagged up, you should be able to empty the bags into the hardcore skip. Take ID though because they've a new system in place where you have to provide proof of address.

Or a bit or Roy Ayers...

How about this?

Mark E Smith from The Fall. Did anyone see his "performance" at Glastonbury? If you missed it, he was gurning his face off, looked comepletely out of it, pissed himself and sounded terrible. I don't get it, I've seen a documentary about The Fall and he comes across as a waster with no talent. His band members are amazing musicians but I just don't get why anyone would choose to listen to him. John Peel was wrong IMO, Mark E Smith is not a genius, he has no musical talent whatsoever. It's his band that do all the work and he takes all the credit. Unless I'm missing something. Maybe someone can enlighten me?

I like Rice and Peas opposite the old Cherry Tree Pub. Tasty jerk chicken.